My family used to live in Alaska. They gave you money just to live there. It wasn’t enough.
I don’t want to overhype Rubio, but if he doesn’t end up being the most awesome person in politics ever then he is a huge failure.
Winning elections through skulduggery doesn’t make me happy. But I’ll take it!
I don’t know if Buttercup looks more like me or SarahK. I think she looks more like a bobble head doll.
Am I the only one who doesn’t find Murkowski that hard to spell? It’s not like my name where everyone is always doubling the frickin ‘m’.
I’m glad Kanye West and George Bush made up. You think they’ll release a new album together?
If the car was invented today, it would be considered too dangerous to be available commercially. “Really? You want to let any idiot who passes a couple tests speed around in tons of metal? Are you insane?”
It’s pretty cute the way Buttercup tenses and throws her arms into the air anytime something nearby explodes.
Proposed Constitutional Amendment: Every ten years, we toss all incumbents.
“It’s on like Bubble Bobble!” Yeah, guess that doesn’t have the same ring to it.
I think Buttercup is a conservative. Even small changes make her really angry.
Humanism is 98% the same as Ape Law.
Really? Atheists go with the name “humanism”? That’s so homo.
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