Still in Texas and also I have allergies or a cold or something, so that’s like two excuses not to blog. Plus, while in Texas, I have to add a disclaimer to every blog post. Anyway, I’ll be back in not too long and give you my opinions on stuff, though mainly I’ll be focused on Boise State’s loss. Poor Brotzman; he’s the same kicker who completed a pass on 4th and 9 to win against TCU in the last Fiesta Bowl.

Anyway, here’s a photo of Buttercup giving her opinion on Wikileaks:

"You want my opinion? Here it is..."

DISCLAIMER: This post was made without messing with Texas.

You hear about that woman that owns the sun?

No, really. Angeles Duran owns the sun. And she’s going to charge you money to use it.

That’s according to a report from The Daily Mail. Of course, that’s in England, the country that, along with France, came up with the whole Divine Right Of Kings idea, so you never know what kind of gag they’re liable to fall for.

Anyway, this Spanish woman now owns the sun. Which means you now have somebody to sue when you get a sunburn. I wonder if I can sue for that bad sunburn I got back in Kuwait?

Maybe I could sue her for trespassing if her sun shone through my windows one morning when I was trying to sleep in and it woke me up?

Then, again, Al Gore might start blaming herfor Global Warming^TM.

Or, maybe I could lay claim to some heavenly body. Halle Berry comes to mind.

No, let’s not get silly. Let’s consider this and be serious (Sirius?) about it.

What celestial object would you lay claim to? And why?