You may know that Frank is away (mostly) for a bit. He’s on a secret mission or something. He took his iPad. I think it’s his. Mine’s been in the shop for a while. Should’ve been back by now. Hmmm. Hey, you don’t think?… No.
Anyway, while he’s gone, there’s no one to respond to the spam comments. Except me.
I noticed that I don’t get as may good spam comments to the stuff I write as Frank does to the stuff he writes. So, not only do I write sub-par posts, I get sub-par spam.
Like these…
I considered that some of this data might have been plagiarized, it’s scattered across the web and various peoples websites, unless you’re the first author?
Yeah, you’re right. I stole the content for the post to which this comment was attached. Because them internetz is crawling with post about how to pronounce Walthourville, Geogia. You caught me.
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Heh heh heh. You said “abreast.” Heh heh heh heh heh.
What a gem!!! I found this place on google poking around for something completely unrelated- and now I’m gonna have to go back and go the archives. So much for my free time this morning, but this was a spectacular find!
Yeah, I suppose you do have lots of free time if you think of 10:37 PM, when you left this comment, as “this morning.”
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Anyone that uses the word “intited” should be indicted. Get a dictionary from the last 100 years. No one uses the word “intited” any more. You’re not even trying to write good spam.
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Who are you calling a “moderate?” It’s a good thing you didn’t call me that at 10:37 PM this morning!
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That’s more like it. Frank’s away. Praise me instead.
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Uh. Yeah. Thanks. Um, you don’t know this other guy, do you?
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Okay, now you’re just mocking me. Don’t make me go get a stick.
Much post.
You will get along beautifully in America.
Evening i just stumbled your site from Google but got a wierd popup about dog hospitals which is obviously unrelated to your blog.
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Arrgh!!! I so miss the Great Landlord. He gets better spam.
I think the ones that talk about RSS feeds are the funniest. I follow several, but I don’t know that I’ve ever informed the blog owner when I started.
Ain’t Akismet great?
To get that better spam, Basil, you’ve just got to write more! Here, especially!
-TSA grabbed my RSS feed very hard and in a room full of people. Normally have to pay alot of $$ for that.
-Hello Basil, in life we all go through periods where our Spam is not quite the same quality as it once was. Hi, I am rich holywood surgeon Richard Johnson from US America where practicing for 30 years I have developed the Spaminoplasty to give your spam that fresh youthful look like it once had. I would love to have you in for an appointment but my incredible success has led to very long waiting delays. So I now must require a small wire transfer so I know that you are sincere about getting your Spam back to the fresh firm youthful condition I know it can be.
-I dont want to get emotional or vengeful so soon but I have never seen a dog hospital pop up here. I assume this will be sorted ASAP! Thank you for your consideration and many more spams comments to you and yours in this the season spamming.
I am going to go all Mark Steyn an interject music into this.
-Where oh where has by spammy spam gone the great landord took it away from me. Landlords gone to Texas so we have to be good so we can see our spam again when we leave this blog.
-We were out on a post in my Frankies blog, we hadn’t written very far, when there in the comments the keyboard died, I couldn’t type so I copy and pasted with my mouse. Ill never forget the comments that followed the screaming trolls and ranting old timers. The busted glass and painful screaming that I … heard last.
Pearl Jams version
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@Shiggz: I actually own the domains spammo.net and spammo.org just so I can be spammy@spammo.org. In vain have I been able to get the domain spammo.com.
Some obermavations:
– The second spamster coined a new kuhl word: clucidity
clucidity (n. klew-SID-eh-tee): The mental state in which a person has just grasped a clue. Ex: The old liberal hit clucidity when he discovered that as a result of Obamacare, his doctor of 20 years would no longer accept Medicare.
I plan to use it.
– One dude thanked you for posting your knowledge with us. For another, it is wisdom. Is it knowledge you post with us, or is it wisdom? I get confused.
– The line from Casablanca is classic. “Such watch?”
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Wow. Sexual tension much?
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Thought for food.
I wish I could post like you’se guys. You are da’bomb and are like totally freaking awesome. This is the best I can do, which is not very good but a lifetime of correct grammar and post secondary education as well 30+ years of teaching little people to talk has taken it’s toll.
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With much regard and fallaciousness.
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Whaahhahahahhahhahhaha, snicker, snicker, chortle, chortle……… hilarity ensues .
We make Spam right here in Minnesota! Lips and a$$holes mixed with a hearty blend of chemicals and that gelitany stuff! Yum!
Yeah, and you also make gelatinous doüchebag Senators like Al Franken.
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Gee, I wish someone would call me “moderately outstanding”……