Random Thoughts

With gas prices going up, Obama has finally decided to start a new war for oil.

To people who are starving: Stop that.

We thought we had a good fire escape plan until I noted it lacked an exit strategy.

Married life is pretty much as I expected: A bunch of attractive women making moves on me before noticing my ring and shouting, “Dammit!”

Can’t we all just compromise and elect Two-Face?

Of course, Two-Face would probably just end up as a tool of the weighted coin industry.

So Obama is like a slower version of Bush.

So, to be clear, all of the left’s objections to Bush were partisan nonsense and didn’t reflect any deeply held beliefs?

Why don’t we just make it our policy to murder all dictators. If you’re a dictator, we’ll murder you.

Future history book: “While George W. Bush was somewhat controversial as president, most of his actions were repeated by his successor.”

In his next press conference, Obama should wear a black t- shirt with a skull on it like the Punisher. He’s out for justice!

We drag Qdaffy out of a spider hole yet?

Talked SarahK into making a California roll with bacon in it. Calling it a Reagan roll since it’s California plus awesome.

Birdemic plus RiffTrax was one of the funniest things ever. RiffTrax should get that director to make movies exclusively for them.

Still trying to understand: So it’s okay to do exactly what Bush did as long as France leads the way?

We’ll know Andrew Sullivan has really turned against Obama when he starts raising questions about Obama’s uterus.

Our new microwave has a metal rack in it. That freaks me out.

Libya is different than Iraq because Obama assures us we’ll be greeted as liberators.

The government didn’t step in and save Firefly, so obviously no show is so good that it requires government funding.

Trimming a few seconds off of a video I took with my Droid phone before uploading to YouTube = Extremely complicated task

Reading Walking Dead comics gave me a zombie apocalypse dream last night. Keeping up barriers is hard.

Buttercup can roll side to side like a pro, but moving forward is hard.

28 Comments

  1. Married life is pretty much as I expected: A bunch of middle-aged men making moves on me before noticing my ring and shouting, “Dammit!”

    Fixed.

    Buttercup can roll side to side like a pro, but moving forward is hard.

    Dogs are more developed by this point. Yet another reason dogs are superior to humans.

    Random thought: Remember those ducks I saw a week ago? They had a better plan for Libya than the West.

    Random thought: Sure, we don’t have a plan, but we can blow stuff up. That satisifies me.

    Random thought: This is a perfect time for – you guessed it – Iowa class battleships.

  2. Married life is pretty much as I expected: A bunch of attractive women making moves on me before noticing my ring and shouting,

    “Dodged a bullet there”.

    Random thought: So did Japan sink into the ocean, or did libya have an earthquake?

    Random thought: Since this country is so broke, how do we have money for the gas for cruise missles and vacations to Brazil?

  3. “So, to be clear, all of the left’s objections to Bush were partisan nonsense and didn’t reflect any deeply held beliefs?”

    That’s not entirely true. Democrats have some very firmly held beliefs. They believe in polling data, political advancement at any cost, and a deep hatred for all things American.

  4. Hillary finally got her wish to be Commander-in-Cheif.

    Bush killing radical muslims=bad Obama killing radical muslims=good Now I understand.

    Frank, you will never see Obama wearing a Punsiher t-shirt…too scary

  5. Buttercup can roll side to side like a pro, but moving forward is hard.

    My son never learned to crawl. He just rolled himself from one side of the house to the other up until when he learned to walk.

  6. Quaddhafi has me wondering: who dresses these dictators? I mean, Qdaf and Kim Jong (rememer him?) both seem to run around in their pajamas all the time. Neither likes to play with color. I mean, there are NO fashion risks being taken there at ALL. Someone seriously needs to go ‘What Not To Wear’ on them.

  7. Can’t we all just compromise and elect Two-Face?

    Did that. Done that. Waiting for ’12 now.

    Our new microwave has a metal rack in it. That freaks me out.

    I had one with a metal rack. Make sure that the rack stays seated in its rack holder prongs as opposed to being pushed up by what’s under it. Lightning storms may ensue.

  8. Libya isn’t O-bah-muhh’s new war for oil. It’s his war to save Al Gore’s oil (Occidental Petroleum).

    Large portions of Africa are overjoyed at the wisdom of Frank J.

    Married life is alot like Frank expected: A bunch of attractive women asking The IMAO T-shirt Babe how she got the ring through Frank’s nose.

    Agree with Burmashave about having elected Two-Face. It seems to be the dominant gene for all career politicians.

    All the objections to BUSHITLER were Jealousy rearing it’s ugly DemocRat head. Their only deeply held belief is: Being in power.

    Can’t murder dictators indiscriminately. O-bah-muhh looks up to quite a few of them. But if you ask me, I second the notion.

    O-bah-muhh is the new Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkey now that France is the leader.

    It’s not generally known that Mulattos of questionable birth have a high probability of turning Hermaphroditic at puberty.

    Libya is different from Iraq. Let’s just leave it at that. At least it’s true.

    Princess Buttercup obviously doesn’t want to support MSNBC’s motto: Lean Forward, or DemocRats’ motto: Moving Forward. Smart girl has SmartGirl Politics already.

  9. So we’ve all seen your picture Frank J! Like what kind of women are these that you find yourself being attracted by? I have this prematurely gray haired very stern looking gal, who wears ecco clogs and carries around her NPR Tote made from recycled plastic bottles. She then get’s into her Prius which is plastered on the back with “imagine peace”, “save the whales”, “Hug a Tree”, “Bush Lied People Died” “Peace Symbols (drawn incorrectly, of course), “NPR Lifetime Member” “PBS Lifetime Member”, “Baby On Board” etc, etc, etc, This woman is driving at 35mph with a death grip at 10 and 2 in the left lane with her face pressed up against the windshield in the left lane of the freeway… Sounds like the type that would like totally “do” an Engineer!!!

  10. Married life is pretty much as I expected: A bunch of attractive women making moves on me before noticing my ring and shouting, “Dammit!”

    hahahahahahhahaahaha. Frank you just moved from simi pro to pro humorist with that one.

  11. “Married life is pretty much as I expected: A bunch of attractive women making moves on me before noticing my ring and shouting, “Dammit!””

    And of course, he’s oblivious to all of it, isn’t he SarahK? No? Hit him on the head!

  12. @ #14 Shiggz says:
    March 21st, 2011 at 2:43 pm

    Found some pretty funny pictures not sure how to put them together…

    Might try (windows version) right click on picture, choose “save image as” for each image. Then upload all pics to a picture site or your web site … or somethin

  13. //So Obama is like a slower version of Bush.// So what we have here is Barak Gump or Forrest Bama? Run Barak, Run.

    As for the Princess………..your life my friend is going to get infinitely more complicated………………. interesting, terrifying but ultimately eternally satisfying.

  14. Live Free or Die said: “O-bah-muhh is the new Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkey now that France is the leader.”

    Get your facts straight, Livey. Obama is an ARUGULA-Eating Surrender Monkey. Michelle won’t let him have cholesterol-laden dairy products. (She made him order fat-free frozen yogurt at the ice cream parlor photo opportunity.)

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