“The two sweetest words in the English language: de-fault!” -Homer Simpson
I often don’t think to credit the Simpsons when quoting them. It’s like clarifying that a quote is from Shakespeare; it should be known.
For an engineering problem to make me feel smart when I solve it, it first has to make me feel frustrated and dumb.
You can tell how popular something is with geeks by how thoroughly documented it is on Wikipedia.
Wow. It’s really really hot outside in other states.
Not looking forward to the terrible twos; that’s when I hear they become litigious.
I have a deer’s head mounted on my wall as a warning to any deer who tries to break into my house.
I’m reading the Hunger Games. Not quite as funny as Hitchhikers.
Made a children’s station on Pandora, and I get a lot of Jack Johnson. Guess it just seems like his music is meant for infants.
I hope all this debt limit debate nonsense reinforces how stupid it is we give these people any spending power.
New debt limit deal: GOP will approve of $2 trillion in new spending if it’s used to send Obama to the moon.
3rd draft of my novel is done. 102k words. I will be a published novelist. I will!
Random thought: If The Simpsons had aired in the UK, it would have been cancelled before its prime instead of being allowed to coast along for no apparent reason.
Random thought: Isn’t it interesting how all of the mixing of human and animal embryos goes on in either evil diabolical countries or pantywaist European socialist countries? Since Obama and his ilk are philosophically related to those European pantywaists, I assure you all that I am content to have my healthcare controlled by Obama and his ilk.
The worst part of the “terrible twos” is that they apparently last until they are “22”.
Isn’t he a pron star? I’m pretty sure he’s a pron star. He shouldn’t be allowed near children.
Milhouse: Who are The Beatles?
Bart: They wrote all the songs on Maggie’s baby records.
I have a debt limit plan. We give Obama the power to borrow $14,300,000,000,000.
To beat or not to beat. That is never the question. – Fred Thompson
Pandora is great, but if don’t keep a watch on it you can go from listening to Lightnin’ Hopkins to having Anthony Hopkins making disgusting noises while he eats your liver.
“You know Barney, my mother once told me, “Homer, you’re a big disappointment”. And, God bless her, she was really onto something.”
It wouldn’t cost $2T to send Obama to the moon. Maybe not even $2B. I’m assuming, of course that the flight would be used as a Lunar impact study.
My most valuable parenting skill was learned from Homer Simpson: Choke Hold! “Why you little…!”
According to the normal media:
Having no limit to spending or debt is fiscally responsible.
and
Living within one’s means with a debt limit is fiscally irresponsible.
In other news, black is white and up is now down.
“You can tell how popular something is with geeks by how thoroughly documented it is on Wikipedia.”
And, you can tell how popular someone is with liberals by how quickly they block any new factual additions to their Wikipedia page.
Lets take the cap off entirely, but…
Make Obama personally sign for it all.
We don’t need no stinkin’ spending cap! Let’s spend like the dickens and each get ours and leave the massive debt for Buttercup to figure out!
Speaking of geekdom (note weak segue), I use regular expressions fairly regularly, but it has caused me to wonder if irregular expressions exist, and if so, what exactly would make an expression constipated? I can see why programmers prefer regular expressions because there are few things worse than constipated code.
It’ll work better if you mount it on the porch. The neighbors will appreciate it more that way as well.
Got to wonder about Frank. The Hunger Games seems to be big among liberal parents right now. Unless the Hunger Games Frank is reading is about Moochelle at the Golden Corral.
Watching Teh One’s press conferance on Friday remoinded me grown men can have temper tantrums.
Is that a deer’s head or a moose head? Visited by Sarah Palin?
Wow, I wonder why my comment was moderated…does WordPress now hate when you quote Frank J?
What’s the diffrence between a 2 year old and a terrorist? you can negotiate with terrorists.
“You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.”
@Ed, I’d go the other way with that one. I think you have a better chance of negotiating with the 2-year-old than an Islamic terrorist…the 2-year-old is far more intelligent, with a much higher level of understanding and maturity.
Frank, when you’re done with Hunger Games, and the rest of the trilogy if you decide to keep going, let me know what you think of it?
Related, for Storm. I have a hard time imagining why any liberal would like the book, actually. It pretty much paints them all as useful idiots or waste of humanity Roman style “elites”.
Obama’s debt speach seems more rational if you substitute every instance of “the weathy” with “asswipes like me”.