* “You filthy hippies get out of the park so we can clean it.”
“No, man. Clean parks are a tool of corporate greed!”
“How is that?”
“I… uh… Wall Street bankers are ruining this country!”
What exactly is this Occupy Wall Street thing about again? The owners — private owners — of the park the hippies are camping in wanted to finally clean the place and restore sanitary conditions, but the hippies refused to move and now the cleanup has been postponed. Yay! Filthy hippies get to remain filthy!
But before you get too angry at the hippies, at least remember all the endless entertainment they bring us. Watch this video — at least up until they explain the first two hippie hand signs:
What it must be like to live without any self-awareness. Just wish we could have seen the hippie brainstorming session that came up with these hand signs; they should really put that sort of thing on CSPAN.
So is Occupy Wall Street destined to become a popular mainstream movement? I’m going to give that a “down twinkles”.
* Obama raised $70 million in the last quarter. What kind of depraved individual sees the condition of the country and says, “I want more of this! I better open up my checkbook!” Maybe the Occupy Wall Street hippies have a point: Some millionaires obviously really really hate this country and want to destroy it.
* Pelosi said about a recent bill that Republicans are voting so that “women can die on the floor”. I don’t even know what the details of the bill are, but that’s not the sort of rhetoric that makes me say, “Wow! I better further examine this extreme bill!” Instead, it makes me say, “What a hyperventilating weirdo. My guess is the bill is pretty vanilla and Pelosi’s mouth just flaps a lot to no purpose.” In what universe did the Democrats think Pelosi was a smart idea for leader? Why do they even keep her around after 2010? It makes me think the House Democrats are depressed and suicidal. Luckily I don’t care if they die on the floor… as long as it’s not my floor.
* A lot of people are wary of Cain’s 9-9-9 plan, but now Paul Ryan and famous curve drawer Art Laffer have come out in favor of it. I just so want to believe Cain is a serious candidate and that we’re not going to get stuck with Romney, whom we all hate, and some institutional support would certainly help Cain there. I mean, Obama is so vulnerable, and the best we can do is Romney? We can’t find someone the GOP base even marginally likes? What is it with Republicans and presidential primaries?
* It’s Crowder on Occupy Wall Street! Do you think there is humor to be found there?
* Wisdom of the Day: “The whole ‘I refuse to give the gov’t more money freely, please take it by force!’ ideology seems very S&M.” –PoliticalMath
* Another day, another liberal yearning for a fascistic dictatorship. Jesse Jackson Jr. (I thought he was in prison?) suggested that Obama declare a state of emergency and pass everything he wants without congressional approval. Liberals are always looking at our system and growling about how the checks and balances are stopping them from doing everything they want, which means the system is working exactly as the Founders intended.
New York’s city government still hasn’t learned. They backed down on evicting the bums, so the bums rioted:
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/zuccotti_park_cleanup_postponed_7FyMGft7IABwkMxaEW1sYP
Ya know, guys, the bums are going to riot no matter what ya do, so ya might as well do the right thing by evicting them and transporting them to Harlem or the Bronx and letting them get back to Wall Street on their own.
Don’t clean it up! Let it stink up for miles away! So all can see the true fruits of their collective nature without others compensating for their selfish chaotic behavior.
Son of Bobs classic rant is needed as it has only grown more relevant.
“Woodstock was their finest moment, when they were in charge of a field for three days. What happened? No food, no toilets, mostly mud, vomit, and people OD’ing on drugs, and no one could get in or out because they didn’t know how to park their own cars. They busted down the fences because they didn’t want to pay for a ticket. The Army that they were supposedly protesting against had to come in to feed them and provide medical support for them, and they left mountains of trash in their wake…and that was just three days…which they still tout as their greatest success. Now, they’re in Congress…and the White House. — Son of Bob ”
Mwah ah ah! Our evil plan is working! We couldn’t legally go round up all the stupid people…so we got them to round THEMSELVES up! Now, bring on the Flaming Pennybags Death Squads, and voila! Gene pool clean once again!
I found this over at the Peoples Cube. It’s their version of Obama’s fund raising letter: Our records show that you have not yet made your contribution to President Obama’s Reelection Campaign Fund. The good news is, it’s not too late for you to do so. It is very important that you send your contribution in as soon as possible, and forward this to everyone in your e-mail address book. If you break the chain, bad luck will befall you in less than a week.
Quote: Tommie S. of Shreveport, LA broke the chain, and his business was audited by the IRS for the last ten years.
William R. of Sioux City, IA broke the chain, and BATFE agents found five hundred assault rifles in his garage.
Samantha K. of Cincinnati, OH broke the chain, and the FBI found her stash of child pornography on her office PC.
On the other hand, donors who responded within 24 hours and forwarded the message on to at least 50 friends were blessed with good luck and fortune.
Quote: Jeffrey I. of Washington, D.C. contributed $50,000 and passed the message on to 5,000 people, and his company received full tax exemptions for 2010.
Steven S, of Menlo Park, CA bundled $500,000 and passed the message on to 7,500 people, and his wife’s law firm collected $2.4 million in fees connected to the Department of Energy loan he helped procure for Solyndra.
Bertha L. of Philadelphia, PA contributed an undisclosed amount and passed the message on to 400,000 people, and her organization received a $300,000 grant to register more democratic voters.
So please, for your own good, send in your contribution and pass on the message within 24 hours, or bad luck will follow.
What they need to do is modify the police water cannons to shoot 100°+ water and some kind of industrial cleaning solvent. Then just drive to the park and do a drive by cleaning.
You know you’re old if you can remember when the right-wing of this country used to support conservative candidates for president.
“Down twinkles” is right out of Roberts you know.
@JeremyB: Robert’s Rules or Order are fascist! Down Twinkles!
(“Twinkles” is the name your five-year-old gives to that really cute kitten, that inevitably grows up to be the meanest, baddest, mangiest, ugliest, most-scarred, most-tattered-eared alley cat on the block.)
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/01/17/funny-pictures-tried-being-reasonable/
Sorry, Rules OF Order.
Hand signals??? Twinkles??? Sweet Jesus. Actually it’s a pretty clear video…let’s see if I got it right…Che Guevara – up twinkles, corporations- down twinkles, etc. But I’m sure there’s more…what’s the hand signal for “I’m a clueless adolescent douchebag, and both my parents died of shame. Give me free stuff”
Speaking of the fruits of the #Occupy movement, the Puppy Blender linked to this earlier: TheRightSphere reports that the Greater Boston Food Bank was supposed to hold a canned food drive, but it had to be cancelled because of the OccupyBoston folks. They’re looking for donations to the GBFB (follow the links to give to the GBFB directly; don’t use PayPal):
http://www.therightsphere.com/2011/10/donate-to-help-needy-boston-residents-hurt-by-the-%E2%80%98occupy%E2%80%99-protests/comment-page-1/#comment-12529
“What it must be like to live without any self-awareness.”
Ask Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Barney Frank, Ted Kennedy, Chris Dodd, Barry Obama, Bill Ayers, etc. etc. Is there really any difference between the idiot in that video and any of them?
Just a question. If you give a hippie a bath, does the epa and the sierra club sue you for polluting?
I wonder how many of the occutards are twinkletoes, if you know what I mean.
I’d like to seee Crowder’s video piped into pmsnbc just to watch the heads explode.
The Occupy the Park dreck are living proof of the long term consequences of hanging the nerdly kid up by his underwear in the gym locker room.
Pelosi says “women will die on the floor”?
She’s a little confused. It’s the babies that die on the floor. In a bucket.
She probably just couldn’t get the image out of her head.
I fully support the Occupy Wall Street movement. In fact, the colder, damper, and more miserable the weather in New York gets, the more I support the idea of hippies standing in it for no purpose.
What the hell does that even mean? In what strange friggin world does Stretch Pelosi live that women are dying on the floor? Hell, even Dr. Kermit had tables to butcher women and children on.
Unless she means the floor of the House, in which case I actually AM all for it.
You forgot the rest of Pelosi’s statement. She next said that if the Democrats were in charge, they’d let both women AND men die on the floor. – I’m pretty sure aborted babies come in both flavors.
Why did the first guy in Crowder’s video remind me of Dr. Strangelove:
” Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face. ” – General Jack D. Ripper
These sentient dog turds have occupied Portland for the last thirty years, so nothing new there.
It wouldn’t surprise you to learn that
Mr. Jazz Hands Twinkle Boy is the inventor
of the emoticon.
You capitalist pigs are just tools of Corporate America and Wall Street greed!!! Can’t you see what a nation of pink skys and fuzzy bunny rabbits we would all enjoy if we would just enact all of the demands of these sweet innocent people who have hearts of gold for their fellow man?
Me neither! Let’s start the punchin!
They need a hand signal for “You’ve been rambling”? Doesn’t that just go without signalling?
What’s the hand signal for “please neuter me and my parents before we can reproduce again?”
As an inducement, all succesful sterilization subjects will receive a free box of hammers….