Random Thoughts

Obama raised $70 million? $70 million to support more of this? Al Qaeda has to be behind that.

$70 million for Obama? Rich people really do hate us.

The Apple cloud space seems too expensive. Much room for Amazon to compete in.

“Twinkles” and “down twinkles”? Really? What it must be like to live without self-awareness.

Someone needs to take that Darth Vader scene from the end of the Revenge of the Sith and change the translation to “DOWN TWINKLES!”

The endless entertainment we get from hippies is certainly worth their parasitic relationship to us.

I wish someone filmed the hippie brainstorming session that came up with twinkles and down twinkles. “No, man. People will make fun of us if we use jazz hands. I got it… Twinkles!”

Pelosi said Republicans want women to die on the floor? Not on my floor, right?

“Clean parks are just a tool of the Wall Street corporate bankers!”

If Cain gets the nod, that would be the GOP’s craziest nominee since…

The whole idea of 999 is that it’s transitional to a fair tax, right? I don’t seem to hear that much.

Trying to teach myself to stop putting the dash in “email”.

Wait; I’m supposed to get express written permission before I tweet what’s happening in the baseball game?

Come on, Republicans, we all really hate Romney. We should be able to think of something.

Leonardo DiCaprio as J. Edgar Hoover – it’s a comedy, right?

Comedy or not, I’m going to go see it in the theater and laugh loudly every time DiCaprio is called Hoover.

DiCaprio has to use every ounce of his talent just for me to buy him playing an adult.

Millionaires aren’t exactly a large group, but if there is a shooting war between them and hippies, I’d still bet on them.

iPad said 5GB wasn’t enough to backup to the cloud. Didn’t say how much I would need.

I put violent hippies in the same category as violent house cats: Scary, but probably not going to overthrow society.

But if violent house cats and violent hippies teamed up… Ooh; new scifi story idea.

25 Comments

  1. Puh-lease! Other than our tendency to sleep all day, cats (violent or otherwise) have nothing in common with hippies. Try doing “twinkles” in front of a cat and see the look of utter contempt he gives you. Sure, it’s the same look he always gives you – but he’s thinking “Stupid hippie”. Then there’s the subject of hygiene: we haz – hippies haz FAIL. I could blather on like some mindless OWS schmuck – but I won’t because that’s not me.

  2. Hey check out Drudge. They have photos of the Iranian crazy guy, our crazy guy and California’s crazy gal all with the same “finger up” lecturing the unwashed masses pose…hmm I bet they all have a lot more in common than simular gesticulations.

    Cat and hippies can’t understand either one. But in Tx you can shoot one of them a day during open season…for the life of me I can’t remember which one it is though.

    Joe Biden……..

  3. Leonardo DiCaprio as J. Edgar Hoover – it’s a comedy, right?

    I don’t think that Leonardo DiCaprio would even make a good Robert Hoover (president of Animal House), although it might be amusing to watch him try.

    Actually, I think that Obama and his team would make a pretty good cast for some characters in Animal House. Whaddya think? Axelrod as Bluto? Eric Holder as Niedermeyer?

  4. I signed up for “MobileMe” with Apple. It blows chunks! I don’t expect much from their “cloud experience” especially since they are doing away with storage… Jobs is dead for sure!!!

  5. Won’t the homosexuals be all like, thilly thavages, you stole r twinkles mary!

    obahamas will be all like, nyuh ah. I will have mithshell come over and beatch slap if you thay that. Don’t I look just fabulous in these jeans?!

    And real Americans will be all like, huh? what? hippies are protesting? Is holder dead yet?

  6. Re: DiCaprio as Hoover,

    Actually, he might be pretty good at it. He was absolutely outstanding as Howard Hughes in that movie. I felt the way you guys did before I saw the movie, and I have to say, he made a believer out of me. I still won’t see his normal fare, but I do not necessarily write him off.

  7. Where is HippiePunchomatic5000 these days? Is he planning a strategic hippie punching attack on all these occupy protests? I hesitate to even call them protests because I don’t know what they’re protesting, but there you go.

    Did anyone ever see the episode of SouthPark where Eric Cartman is trying to save South Park from the Hippies? I swear, this is life imitating art. This is actually a South Park cartoon playing out.

  8. I support Herman Cain’s 9-9-9 plan, but I think he is missing a major opportunity to freak people out.
    He should change it to a 6-6-6 plan, and then just start staring really hard at people when they ask him about it.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.