* Gingrich has said if he becomes president, he’ll make John Bolton the Secretary of State.

Dude. He’s almost won the IMAO endorsement right there.

Think about it: The ‘stache unleashed on all the world. Countries will fear us again. Almost as much as if we had space lasers.

Though I still want America to have space lasers. Promise that we’ll build space lasers to fry our enemies from space, Newt, and you’ll get the IMAO endorsement.

* In Obama news, Obama is still president and he’s not very good at it. I really think we have to do something about it, but I hear we’re not planning to until next year.

* Hey, what do you call it when a guy shoots up a military base while screaming, “Allahu Akbar!”? Answer: Workplace violence. And I guess 9/11 was some sort of inter-office dispute. Know what I really like about this administration? How they take murderous Islamists seriously.

* Memos show that ATF officials were planning to use Fast & Furious — where they sold gun to Mexican drug cartels — as an argument for more gun control. It certainly does help one make a good argument that the federal government shouldn’t be allowed access to guns.

* Johnny Hawkins of Right Wing News has a survey of right-leaning bloggers on the Republican primary. I’m one of the two people who voted for Huntsman as his first choice. I don’t know why I did that. I guess I felt like being whimsical. This primary has been kind of weird: I kind of like all our candidates, but at the same time I kind of really don’t like all of them.

* Rick Perry’s favorite blog: Hot Gas. If only we could get him to name drop the LMBO blog and it’s “Blow Up Mars” initiative.

* Here’s another survey of right versus left TV viewing habits. The left like sarcasm and anti-heroes, and the right like shows about work and reality competitions. I think I have an idea for a reality show that could be a crossover hit: Alec Baldwin getting forcefully thrown out of different places.

* Wisdom of the Day: “If no one ever mocks you for being a Christian, you’re doing it wrong.” –Joe Carter

* You know the myth about the Mythbusters show being safe to surrounding neighborhoods? Myth busted. Along with a house.

By the way, Mythbusters is one of the favorite conservative shows. I thought they were anti-science? I guess the right don’t like science where you just have to trust what someone is theorizing but instead like science that can actually be demonstrated. And explosions.