[High Praise! to CaptMidnight]
GODZILLA: ANNOUNCES CANDIDACY FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
Will he do for 2012 what Ralph Nader did for 2000?
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Oh, thank god.
Godzilla, occupy Washington!!!
Has he released his Birth Certificate yet? I know he’s from the South Pacific, but was it really Hawaii?
I’m afraid I can’t support the Big G, since I’m already dedicated to Cthulhu.
Cthulhu 2012! Why vote for a lesser evil?
I got chills up my leg when Godzilla said in a speech, “AARROOOOOOO GUURRRRRRRGH RRAAAAAAAWR!” It was like he was channeling Lincoln.
Who will be his VP selection Ghidorah…Rodan…or my favorite…Mothra?
I’m thinking King Kong, as sort of a desperate attempt to get northeastern states like New York.
MSNBC – Sharpton/McKinny 2016
Sorry, zzyzx and Harvey. I hear that Anguirus and Gamera are on the short list for VP running mates.