I have a new New York Post column on how Obama has figured out how to effectively use government: By tasking it to hurt people instead of help them.
Think of the federal government as Godzilla. If you sent Godzilla to feed the hungry or help find someone a job, he’d fail and leave a huge swath of destruction in his path. But if you told Godzilla, “Hey, go step on that guy!” he’d do a great job.
“That Osama bin Laden was shot in the head and chucked in the sea (adhering to strict Islamic standards on sea-chucking).”
Then to be eaten by tuna fish only to have those tuna harvested and processed into Chicken of the Sea’s “Chunk Chuck Tuna In Water.” Very “halal.”
This is proof that Obama hates us. Redemption is hopeless. Godzilla will stomp us no matter how much we love him. You have no chance to survive.
Another great piece. Thanks for the snorting kind of laughs, Frank J. It reminds me of the profound last line from GOJIRA:
私はゴジラは、その種の現存する唯一のメンバーだったことが信じられない…しかし、我々は核実験を実施し続けた場合…それは別のゴジラが再び世界のどこかに表示される場合がありますいる可能性があります。
DATELINE June 9, 2011: GODZILLA: ANNOUNCES CANDIDACY FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
Will Run as an Independent
http://eyejustmadeitup.blogspot.com/2011/06/godzilla-announces-candidacy-for.html