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  1. Harvey, it turns out that The Idaho Potato Board has required that Frank’s picture be posted on all bags of Idaho potatoes. That’s why Frank is so famous! Really!

    The Board also considered the following marketing slogans for Frank’s potatoes:

    The Frank Potato. Get Jiggy With It™
    Franken Spud Beefsteaks – You Know You Want ‘Em™
    Frank’s Stud Spuds – Big ‘n Tasty™
    Idaho Potatoes: Do You Want Frank With That™
    Frankly, My Dear, I Don’t Give A Potato™
    Idaho Potatoes: They’re What’s For Dinner, Frank™

    Granted, The Idaho Potato Board is pretty weird and is rumored to have been taken over by Frank.

  2. Barack Obama has a recurring dream where Michelle gets ravenously hungry, eats the man in the picture, but spits him out all over the Lincoln bedroom while mumbling something about “He contains too damn much cholesterol”.

  3. Is this how Sarah feels about you? “I fell in love with him from the very first time I saw him in my dream. Even though if I think about it I must admit he’s really ugly. And yet each and every time, he sweeps me off my feet with his romantic gestures and sweet words. He buys me flowers, jewellery, he takes me out to dinner or to the beach to watch the sunset.”

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