From Iowahawk (NOTE: contains some adult language):
DNC Scientists Disprove Existence of Roberts’ Taxon
Excerpt:
WASHINGTON DC – Jubilant scientists at the DNC’s High Speed Word Collider (HSWC) announced today they have conclusively disproven the existence of Roberts’ Taxon, the theoretical radioactive Facton particle that some had worried would lead to the implosion of the entire Universal Health Care System.
“I think it’s time to pop the champagne corks,” said HSWC Director David Plouffe. “Then blaze some choom.”
The landmark experiment in Quantum Rhetoric began early this week after legal particle cosmologist John Roberts published a paper in the Quarterly Journal of Tortured Logic that solved the long-debated Pelosi’s Paradox in Universal Health Care Theory.
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It’s a shame. They were so sure that if you could cause socialism and political correctness to collide at an incredibly high speed that it would create a unicorn. Instead, it created a black hole.