In Louisiana, a woman fended off a robber by hitting him with a skillet.
Beware of liberal over-reaction to this. If skillets are outlawed, only outlaws will be able to make you an omelet.
Archive of entries posted on 31st August 2012
Why you so stupid?
All you people that don’t think Barack Obama is awesome and wonderful and a gift sent down from Heaven are just too stupid to understand what he’s trying to do.
You know, as good a communicator as he is, it would still take Barack Obama six months to explain something to you. That’s what he told Time magazine.
The president says he also wants to do a better job of explaining to the public how his policies will help the economy grow. Obama claims he didn’t do a good enough job selling Americans on the stimulus plan and the auto company bailout because he was so focused on acting to fix the economy.
“[W]e were in the midst of a once-in-a-lifetime crisis, so we had to just do stuff fast. And sometimes it wasn’t popular,” Obama told Time. “And we didn’t have the luxury of six months to explain exactly what we were doing with the Recovery Act, which was basically a jobs act and making-sure-middle-class-families-didn’t-fall-into-poverty act.”
So, it’s your fault. If you weren’t so darn stupid, it wouldn’t take him six months to explain everything to you.
And, if you were just smart enough to understand what he was doing, it would have worked. So, but because you’re so stupid and didn’t understand what he was doing, all that money he pissed away didn’t help.
Try to not be so stupid.
Disaster Contest…
Last week, I posted a photoshop I had made of a highway. You might have seen it…
It took a lot of work to create that. More than you want to know. Now I am challenging you to do as good… or better!
Lucky for you, I did the hard part already, and I’m sharing the template below.
Your task, replace the tornado with another apt disaster that looms ahead if we “KEEP LEFT” and keep going “Forward” instead of taking that last exit.
I already know some of the other ideas I had before deciding to go with the tornado, and I suspect some of you will come up with those. I’m also hoping to see some ideas I never even thought of.
As always, the winners get their work posted here and receive “HIGH PRAISE!”
If you’d like, you can post your entries on your own sites, I just ask that you link this post if you do.
The following instructions are cryptic to keep the spambots confused. If you cannot decipher the instructions, I do not want to receive your entry anyway!
Send your entries to me, Mr. Right, via the letter after “d” mail using this address with all of the stupid colons removed, no spaces or brackets, and the proper punctuation added…
write:the:right:place [a-in-a-circle-thingy] [the letter before h:mail] [period-thingy] [c:o:m]
I trust you can decode that okay? Good!
Please submit final versions as gif files, if at all possible, and try to keep the size at 960 x 720, just as the template is now. You can play with the highway signs and the foreground if you really want to, but you better come up with something good if you do!
Now, here’s the template I promised…
We’ll let the contest run until sometime on Labor Day afternoon before posting the worthy entries, and then the rest of the Moon-Nukers can decide whose is the most bacon-worthy. Let the apocalypse commence!
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UPDATE 9/3/12 2:15PM CDT