John Hawkins of Right Wing News has a list of the seven best pure writers on conservative blogs. I’ve been blogging for over ten years now, and it’s nice to finally get some recognition.
So what list of best things would you put me on? List of most awesome people ever?
BTW, it’s less than two weeks until I solve all of America’s problems forever. I really can’t wait until people get to read that. Are you excited? You’re excited.

“Not only is he funny, he has a talent for using his humor as a club to make conservative points.”
Personally, I can’t say I’ve ever though of it as you using your humor as a club. I prefer to think of you using your humor as a dinosaur armed with rocket launchers, but maybe that’s just me.
All High Bacon to you, Frank J. It is well deserved.
You win outright for the Funniest Conservative Blogger as well.
Read that? Reading makes me tired, Frank.
Besides, you might beat me with a humor club.
Careful. Heimatlandsicherheit Kommisar Janet Napoleonitano probably has you on her list as well…
Congrats!
Bacon, with a side of Snausages!
I consider you to be the best conservative blogger with the first name Frank.
…or the middle initial J.
Am I excited? Ask me after my nap.
Whaddayadoin’ – sleepin’ all day?
Here kitty, kitty, kitty. Chow time. Tuna!
“…he has a talent for using his humor as a club to make conservative points.”
A club, yes… perhaps a fungo bat…damn sure isn’t a shileilagh being tightly gripped by Celtiphobic Frank’s Saxon paws.