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From way back in 2009, but I think most of these reasons are still valid today.
Top 10 Reasons Why Obama Has a Bucket Stuck on His Head
Ya know, Barack, there IS a solution to this persistent conundrum.
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obama has a bucket on his head because….
11. he’s practicing speaking without a teleprompter
12. he’s hiding from the truth. If he can’t see it, it can’t see him.
13. it’s a disguise he uses when he sneaks out to get Chick-fil-A
14. he’s hiding from Michelle. (see number 12)
15. unbearable shame
16. it’s part of his alter-ego getup he always wears when he transforms into son-O-frank
17. he’s setting up for an insanity plea for his treason trial after he loses in November.
18. his head keeps spinning around and he doesn’t want you to see it.
19. he’s afraid of helicopters
20. if someone asks a question he’s afraid to answer he can just keep yelling “what…what” until they go away.
He doesn’t really have a bucket stuck on his head but he does have his head stuck….. somewhere else