Random Thoughts: Free Joe Biden

Seen this video of crazy clips from The Wicker Man? Probably could do something similar with Biden speeches.

Just got a fundraising email from Joe Biden. Subject: “me good VP”

Much like Obama, Joe Biden has written numerous memoirs. All pop up books.

Joe Biden is okay. The White House just released a picture of him wearing a captain’s hat made from today’s newspaper.

If Obama did dump Biden, I assume that would very much resemble the scene from the end of Of Mice and Men.

So the left-wing are turning violent against right-wing groups they assure themselves will one day turn violent?

Really? They’re sending them to jail for “hooliganism”? I assume that sounds less ridiculous in Russian.

You can be a serious person who cares about big issues affecting our country, or you can obsess on Romney’s taxes. Guess which one the president is?

President doesn’t seem to be working out so well for Obama, but I’d bet he’d be an awesome White House tour guide.

The right has the hate groups. The left just has a bunch of independent hate enthusiasts.

When watching an 80s sitcom, you have to remember the subtext that at any moment the Soviets could launch a nuclear attack.

9 Comments

  1. Huliganski! No gudniks!

    Was in the barbershop Saturday and against my will they had the CBS news on the TV. I was forced to hold still while the anchors kvetched on and on about Medicare being a big problem for Romney. Wanted to shout, “Medicare is a big problem for US! Romney Wan Kenobi is our only hope, thanks to you feckless crapweasels and your politician pals!” But the barber was shaving my neck. You just have to keep it zipped sometimes.

    Maybe I could be a hate enthusiast; is there money in it?

    And I maintain that Biden is a great vice president on Bizarro World, where them do things opposite silly Earth humans.

  2. Joe Biden once told a man who was confronting him “I have a much higher IQ than you!”

    That is quite possible since talking with Joe Biden lowers your own IQ exponentially as time passes.

  3. As Harvey could undoubtably tell you, the term hooligan is a British term derived from an Irish surname. I believe the family was quite polically active. Perhaps it would be helpful for you to substitute ‘kennedy’ where-ever you see the term.

  4. Wow, I think I’ll go back and re-watch all those Saturday Night Live clips where they do a hilarious impersonation of VP Joe Biden saying all the stupid things he says. Umm…what? …really? …there aren’t any? …umm, wow.

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