So the latest polls are showing that Romney and Obama are “neck and neck”. Ignoring how ridiculous it sounds for those two guys to be necking, it seems quite ridiculous to me that this could even be the case.
I mean, Obama is like the worst president ever, in the history of everything. Even Jimmy Carter wasn’t as bad as Obama, if only because Carter couldn’t get away with as much crap as Obama can in the new progressive era. And by new progressive era, I mean an era where people are willing to ignore how bad things are if they get some free stuff.
It took generations to get people to this point where they are so willfully ignorant of what happens when a government trades your very freedom for some free stuff. And that free stuff isn’t even that good. I mean…food stamps? You won’t be eating high off the hog with those. And welfare and unemployment aren’t really great paychecks.
And does anyone really want to put their health in the hands of Medcaid? Where you get government-prescribed treatment and no second opinons? Do so many people actually choose this way to live? I’m not so sure.
I’m a big time fan of America. I’m such a fan, I even served in two branches of the military. Ok, yeah, they let me play with really cool weapons, so that was probably the number one reason. But still, I am a big fan of America. And as a fan, I refuse to believe that something close to 50 percent of my fellow Americans are either idiots or nincompoops. Because that is what these polls suggest. Is there any questions that Obama has been a horrible president? I’d love to hear an actual argument to the contrary.
You won’t hear such an argument out of the left…they are too busy telling us that Romney commits murder-cancer and Ryan likes to throw old people off of cliffs to actually defend their own president’s record.
So what’s the deal? I have a theory! And it has nothing to do with shady pollsters, because there are some pretty good pollsters giving the same results. My theory is that there is a new computer virus on the loose. Created by the left. What this virus does is infect computers that it targets, specifically those of pollsters, and confuses their mathematics capabilities.
Who better to create such a virus than people who can’t even do simple addition and subtraction. Like, if you take money from business owners, they will have more money to hire more people. Only the left could get that result. Or, if we spend more, we will reduce the deficit. Again, only leftist mathematics can prove that theory.
I think I am on to something here. This is the only way polls can be telling us that there are as many people willing to reelect the worst president in history over an inanimate carbon rod, much less a former governor and businessman in an economic recession. I think it goes something like this:
Pollster: “Hello, I would like to ask you if you are planning to vote for Obama or Romney?”
Sample Person 1: “Obama? Obama!?! Are you kidding me? That guy is a complete stuttering catastrophe of a miserable failure. I am voting Romney!”
Polling computer: IF mention obama THEN add=1 vote for obama.
Sample Person #2: “I wish Obama would self-exile himself. I am voting Romney.”
Polling computer: add=2 vote for obama.
Sample Person #3: “I like unicorns.”
Polling Computer: IF mention unicorns THEN add=256 vote for obama.
I don’t know for sure if this is true, but this might be a sample of leftist logic in virus form. I call it the stuxwithobamanet virus.
Polling Computer calls Jimmy’s house:
Pollster: “Hello, I’m with The Burnuranus Marketing Group. We’re conducting a very important voter survey in this presidential election year. I was wondering if you had a few minutes to participate?”
Jimmy: [silence]
Pollster: “Hello, I’m with The Burnuranus Marketing Group. We’re conducting a very important voter survey in this presidential election year. I was wondering if you had a few minutes to participate?”
Jimmy: [slam] “Fricken recording.”
Polling computer: IF selectee hangs-up THEN add=2 votes for Obama.
Let’s ask Bob Dole:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/us-election/9495372/US-election-Bob-Dole-urges-Mitt-Romney-to-confront-Republican-party-right-wing.html#disqus_thread
Thank you. You gave a thorough; yet tongue in cheek; explanation of why we need Obama out of office.
Are you as dumb as you sound we have already tried giving the corporations huge tax breaks if they would just hire u s citizens But did they hire u s citizens know they sure as hell didn’t what they did instead is the laid u s citizens off an outsourced are manufacturing to China so yea I’m going to vote for Obama again I’m also also not going to vote for that pos Republican Senator who is up for reelection this November
Quoth Raymond The Insomniac (24th Aug, 2012, 0245 Zulu): Are you as dumb as you sound (?)
Er…Raymond, buddy…teapots and black kettles. Best to try to sleep after a raging meth high rather than climbing between the turnbuckles and trying to punch well outside of your weight class, OK?
(cue The More You Know sound stinger.)
public class StuxWithObamaNet
{
string Step1;
string Step2;
string Step3;
public StuxWithObamaNet()
{
Step1 = "Raise taxes and increase spending.";
Step2 = null; // ???
Step3 = "Profit!";
}
}
I can appreciate your view point but the flaw in your theory is that polls are worthless on their face as they in no way truly reflect an accurate cross section of us as a nation. Furthermore no president ever does anything the say they will as they largely have limited power. It’s the Congress with whom we should take exception. Any other job on earth in which the employees consistently foul everything up results in mass firings. Since when do rich lawyers know how to balance a budget,or manage healthcare. When was the last time any of them did their own taxes, or better yet wonder how they’re going to pay their medical bills. It’s a broken system and all we do is tuck our heads and plow through. Romney or Obama? If they are the best we can do we’re screwed.
IT is worst that useless. Neither side wants the polls to get too lopsided. The winning side, because it could depress votes for their side as a lot of folks will say “This is in the bag, they don’t need my vote”
The losing side wants it to look close as well, so as their supporters don’t get demoralized and stay home.
But the big reason why the polls are irrelavant is Eric Holder has been doing his level best to destroy voter ID laws. He claims he is worried about disenfranchising minorities. Like felons, illegal aliens and the dead.
Obama has one card up his sleeve. As Stalin once said, “It doesn’t matter who votes. It matters who counts the vote.”
“I mean … food stamps?”
I wish I had taken a photo of it, but the gas pumps at our local Murphy’s USA (connected to Wal-Mart) have signs on them clearly stating that they will accept EBT cards for payment of gasoline, much less all the stuff they sell in their “quickie mart”.
Don’t be too sure the Welfare Queens aren’t living “high off the hog”.…
[Thanks, Keln. Look at what I found on the never-boring internet.]
THE BARACK-COLI PLAGUE
(Some definitions from A Kansas Patriot)
(1) Barack-coli: a veggie the first George Bush hated – or a lowdown bacterium that has become a national plague.
(2) Mecca wafers: Barack’s favorite candy.
(3) White House fence: a well-known border fence not high enough to keep out criminals and anyone who’s illegal.
(4) Nancy Pelosi: BO-toxic.
(For more on BO, Google or MSN “The Background Obama Can’t Cover Up,” “The Anti-Chick-fil-A Jihad”
and “Jewish Codes Behind the DC Shooting.”)