[High Praise! to Seanmahair]
So now it’s time to ask, who is really in charge at Defense? Have the joint chiefs been effectively neutered? Have we entered the Looking Glass only to find the Jabberwocky is actually in charge and bent on destroying all we love and hold dear. Who will come to our aid and pick up the “vorpal” sword? The cast of characters is stark:
Mad Hatter – Joe Biden
White Rabbit – Harry Reid
Red Queen – Michele Obama (and from the Disney version her small, insignificant husband, Barack)
Cheshire Cat – Bill Clinton
Walrus and the Carpenter – Barney Frank and Chris Dodd
Caterpillar – little Georgie Soros
and the star of our show the Jabberwock – the bloated leviathan of the federal government.
… and the dormouse prize goes to Boehner for hanging around and watching it happen.
Looks like our only hope is Bill the lizard.
Or perhaps the cook?
Bill Clinton could also play any object that was labeled, ‘Eat me.’