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20 Things Democrats Say In Private
I really like #6.
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More things Democrats say in private:
“Show me the money.”
“If I vote for that, what the hell do I get out of it?”
“Call him back. Tell him to bring cash.”
“God, the people in my district are dumb!”
“Rule of law? We don’t need no stinking rule of law.”
“Whatever. The commerce clause will cover it, trust me!”
“It’s cute how they think a government going broke can continue to take care of them.”
“Ever get worried that black people will realize we don’t own them?”
“Which is your favorite part of the Constitution . . . to ignore?”
Jimma Carter’s second term?
Remember, he’s had 32 years to get crazier and bitterer since he got his arse kicked by Renaldus Magnus in 1980.
That’s a long time to hold a grudge.
He may be in cartoon supervillian territory by now.