With czars…like the stand-in refs, .they don’t know their asses from what they’re doing, they don’t care about the outcome, they’re messing up the game, they don’t answer to anybody, and they make everyone around them look stupid. The biggest benefit to Obama would be it would give Michelle an opportunity to meddle with players diets. I mean, look at some of those guys. Obviously they don’t eat enough broccoli.
…with Supreme Court justices. Then he’ll replace the Supreme Court justices with Michelle, David Axelrod, Rahm Emmanuel, Oprah, Van Jones, and the women from The View.
Obama plans to replace the NFL’s Replacement Refs…with Replacement Refs for the Replacement Refs who are Replacing the Real Refs, thus proving that the Democrats know how to solve a problem.
with people who used to work at a company that is now closed because it went out of business from incredibly high union overhead , and after each official call, they will say “this is because of Mitt Romney!” Seahawk touchdown!!!
with the log that old lady from Twin Peaks used to carry around. and in a twist, we find out Drew Brees is actually Oprah’s love child given up for adoption and now is Roger Goodell’s adopted younger brother, but is involved in some shenanigans in a cabin in the woods, that is being investigated by the CFL……..
Obama plans on replacing the replacement Refs… never. It’s impossible to change the NFL from the outside. Besides, it’s Tagliabue’s fault, not Goodell. If this mess isn’t fixed by Week Twelve, then you’re looking at a one-season proposition. Until then – FORWARD!
. . . and to not offend Muslims, will penalize any player or coach who refers to the football as “pigskin”. All players who commit “Tebowing” will be fined on the first offense, suspended on the second offense, and terminated on the third defense. No comment if “terminated” just means “fired”.
with Occupy Wallstreet protesters.
by selling lottery tickets: For a small donation to his campaign you could win a chance to be a referee at a local NFL game!
With DNC members paid to favor the teams in swing states.
With qualified professionals who have passed a rigorous screening and testing process – hahahahahaha Right.
With czars…like the stand-in refs, .they don’t know their asses from what they’re doing, they don’t care about the outcome, they’re messing up the game, they don’t answer to anybody, and they make everyone around them look stupid. The biggest benefit to Obama would be it would give Michelle an opportunity to meddle with players diets. I mean, look at some of those guys. Obviously they don’t eat enough broccoli.
…with 16,000 IRS agents.
…with Seattle
SeahawksPhony Seabirds fans.…with “friends of ours” from Chicago.
….with nothing but Lesbians.
…with Supreme Court justices. Then he’ll replace the Supreme Court justices with Michelle, David Axelrod, Rahm Emmanuel, Oprah, Van Jones, and the women from The View.
…. With seeing eyed dogs, at least until he gets hungry.
. . . with saint bernards.
. . . with a panel of arbiters.
. . . thus ensuring the NFL goes out of business by the end of the year.
with a Magic 8 Ball; while saying, “Hey, it works for me!”
…because he’s a moron. That eats dogs. But mostly because he’s a moron.
…and offer them all gainful employment as his new economic advisors. (Heck they are at least as competent as the ones he has now)
with three times as many unionized government employees each with four weeks vacation during the season.
with
dinosaurs with rocket launchers.with
mimes.with Chicago bookies
with people that write the rules on the backs of their hands.
…with teleprompters
is found here, considering his sense of irony when picking people for positions.
@ 6 SineWave II ~~~~~ That’s good !
Obama plans to replace the NFL’s Replacement Refs…as soon as he realizes that they are taking union (a.k.a. always vote Democrat) jobs away.
Obama plans to replace the NFL’s Replacement Refs…when he realizes it will get him a “gig” on Monday Night Football.
Obama plans to replace the NFL’s Replacement Refs…after the election, when he has “more flexability”.
Obama plans to replace the NFL’s Replacement Refs…with Replacement Refs for the Replacement Refs who are Replacing the Real Refs, thus proving that the Democrats know how to solve a problem.
… with actual zebras. In a surprise twist, these zebras have less resemblance to any horse’s a$$ less than the refs or Obama.
… with babysitters. These babysitters will make sure everyone “carries their fair share” as they “spread the penalties and victories around”.
. . . with MSNBC reporters, because of their unstained reputation for absolute impartiality and keen-eyed observational skills.
with people who used to work at a company that is now closed because it went out of business from incredibly high union overhead , and after each official call, they will say “this is because of Mitt Romney!” Seahawk touchdown!!!
with the log that old lady from Twin Peaks used to carry around. and in a twist, we find out Drew Brees is actually Oprah’s love child given up for adoption and now is Roger Goodell’s adopted younger brother, but is involved in some shenanigans in a cabin in the woods, that is being investigated by the CFL……..
… with experienced Calvinball refs.
. . . but like all his plans it only works in his kibble.
. . . with Folger’s Crystals.
. . . with people who will give him credit for scoring the touchdown.
… with genetic clones of Joe Biden …
Obama plans on replacing the replacement Refs on January 10, 2013, thus doubling the integrity in BOTH The White House AND on the field.
Obama plans on replacing the replacement Refs… never. It’s impossible to change the NFL from the outside. Besides, it’s Tagliabue’s fault, not Goodell. If this mess isn’t fixed by Week Twelve, then you’re looking at a one-season proposition. Until then – FORWARD!
with Oompa-loompahs
…with Honey Badgers.
…with TSA agents. Now all players are required to receive a pat down before they can enter the endzone.
with committees.
…with football czars. The rules will now change throughout the game.
. . . and take credit for the new jobs created.
. . . and to not offend Muslims, will penalize any player or coach who refers to the football as “pigskin”. All players who commit “Tebowing” will be fined on the first offense, suspended on the second offense, and terminated on the third defense. No comment if “terminated” just means “fired”.
. . . because if the election is a close call he doesn’t want them giving the win to Romney.
…with blind Kenyen refereees relying on untrained seeing-eye dogs. (hotdogs bbq and beer tailgate after the game.)
…with the soon to be released Blind Sheikh and a guy at each game who lights the fuse now attached to all footballs.
…with snipers.
…with pistol waving monkeys riding pigs.
…with conflict resolution and grief counselors.
With blue helmeted UN troops and Nuclear Weapons inspection officials…since they have nothing else to do at the moment.
…with the original refs, because they are SOOOOO much better (sarcasm)
…with Muslim jihads , because no one would dare disagree with their calls
…with him and his cabinet, starting January 29, 2013
with officials that don’t have Tate on their fantasy Football team
Replacing them with NHL refs since they’ve nothing to do this season.
…Gitmo detainees.
……the cast of Here comes Honey Boo Boo.
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