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If Michelle Ain’t Happy, Ain’t Nobody Happy
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For that woman, just seeing her reflection in a mirror is enough to get her started. (can’t fault her there) But she should be happy, because seeing her reflection proves that she’s not a vampire. However, that still leaves open werewolf or banshee. Of course the screeching and howling coming from the White House late at night could just be marital squabbling. Or she saw herself in the mirror again.
She’s unhappy because she doesn’t eat BACON. That would make anyone miserable. Just look at the muslims, now there’s a grouchy group of folks and what do they all have in common. That’s right no bacon. Make them all eat bacon and it will improve their out look.
De-caf, no sugar, no cream
at a recent cocktail party………
FLOTUS spots a guest in ethnic garb.
FLOTUS waddles over to the guest & sez
“from the style of your dress,I would guess that
you are a member of a Native American tribe.
The guest replies “Well,yes I am…..as a matter of fact,
I am a Navajo.
FLOTUS replies “That is quite a coincidence.I am a Chi-Town ho.