One of the most offensive things about “you didn’t build that” was Obama lecturing job creators. They should lecture him. And the only thing he should ever say to them is an apology.
Romney should go to the debate dress as Macho Man Randy Savage. That will really psych out Obama.
The traditional way to hand out the MacArthur Genius Grant is with a sardonic, “Here you go, genius.”
Female Obama Voter: “I don’t know about the economy because I’m just a girl. Who will give me free birth control?”
Obama: “I want all vaginas government subsidized.”
“I want the government out of my bedroom! Actually, on second thought, can you get someone to run to Walgreens for me?”
Obama: “Stop all this talk about Libya; you’re scaring the women and their vaginas.”
For those who don’t like how rich Mitt Romney is, have you tried whining about it?
Biden: “The middle class has been buried these past four years. I don’t know who has been in charge, but ooh boy did he drop the ball.”
Obama: “Throughout my years as a legislator, I always voted with my lady parts.”
A real devastating way to undermine Obama right on the ballot is to make sure he’s listed as “the incumbent.”
I have a good zinger for Romney. He just needs to get Obama to say, “This is madness!”
OBAMA: “Let me be clear.”
ROMNEY: “Hey, I dare you to be clear.”
OBAMA: “I’m warning you: I’m about to be clear…”
-exchange from debate
If Romney can work in a “That’s what she said!” zinger at just the right time, he’ll totally win in a landslide.
I’ll give Romney $50 if he calls Obama “President Lady Parts” during the debate. Anyone want to add to that?
A video from six years ago? I don’t even remember what year it was six years ago.
Excuse me. I need to inspect your lady parts for possible Republican infestations.
I’m being told I already heard the video Drudge is hyping. Remind me: Was I outraged?
It’s kinda cute seeing Obama do a Jesse Jackson impersonation.
So is that the accent Obama picked up from the mean streets of Honolulu? What did his typical white grandmother think of it?
The message I take away from the video is that if you have dark skin, you can apparently get away with some extremely ludicrous pandering.
Now I want to see a video of Biden adopting an Asian accent to pander to a group of Asian businessmen. It has to exist.
I like how the bad guys in Revolution confiscate guns and hate the American flag, just like real life bad guys.
Obama thinks black people are stupid. Then again, he seems to have that feeling about Americans in general.
According to the media, we all saw and discussed this video already. So if you don’t remember, get checked up with a doctor.
Well, Mitt Romney did do pretty well in debates when I was rooting against him.
Obama using negro dialect – Harry Reid hardest hit.
I’ll throw in a twenty on that President Lady Parts thing.
You don’t have to be black to get away with pandering accents. You just have to be Democrat. How we laugh when we think of Hillary “I ain’t no ways tired” Clinton, of Al “Isn’t Tennessee a suburb of D.C.?” Gore. And yes, I’m sure there’s a clip of the vice president saying, “Hey, I’ll speak some Chinese at ya now. ‘Ching chong ding dong chinnee chinnee ching.’ Isn’t that great?”
I’ll throw in another fifty if Romney just wears a joy buzzer for the handshake.
The thought of Mr. Obama giving his concession speech next month is enough to make anyone’s lady parts tingle.
So, the Obama campaign removed the reference to ‘lady parts’ on their website. Hey Obama ladies! Your lady parts have been removed!
I wonder if Obama ladies’ parts are different than Romney ladies’ parts.
Teenage Boy: “Dad, I think I got Susie pregnant.”
Dad: “Don’t worry son, it is not your fault that the Republicans don’t want to pay for her birth control.”
Is a conversation that nobody has ever had.
Is anyone else wondering where all the “Obama lied people died” accusations are?
“The traditional way to hand out the MacArthur Genius Grant is with a sardonic, ‘Here you go, genius.'”
Kinda like what the SEIU bosses say to the bussed-in protesters as they come off the bus: “Here’s your sign.”
Put me in for another $50.
“For those who don’t like how rich Mitt Romney is, have you tried whining about it?”
Or, For those who would like to be as financially successful as Mitt Romney, have you tried learning from his example rather than throwing rocks at his accomplishments? Has whining found you a job yet?
Is no one re-aring the “Go get Cousin Pookie” speech from 2009 in Virginia? That was fantastic.
Cracked.com has a new photoplasty contest; What Romney Would Have to Do to Win the Election.
The writers at Cracked let their left wing show occasionally, but the fans have some awesome ideas.
http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_455_what-romney-would-have-to-do-to-win-election_p24/#1