[High Praise! to Hatless in Hattiesburg]
As someone who spends WAY too much time thinking about how to be funny (as opposed to actually BEING funny) I found these hilarious:
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“Three people of different nationalities walk into a bar. Two of them say something smart, and the third one makes a mockery of his fellow countrymen by acting stupid.”
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“Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.”
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Q: “How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?”
A: “A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.”
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There once was an X from place B,
Who satisfied predicate P,
The X did thing A,
In a specified way,
Resulting in circumstance C.
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Q: How many geeks does it take to ruin a joke?
A: You mean nerd, not geek. And not joke, but riddle. Proceed.
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I suppose I could add
Q: Why did the person of specified characteristic perform a common task incorrectly?
A: Because they’re stupid.
If you’re a democrat, it’s simple because you just ask an inane question based on a democrat-spread falsehood, then add the punchline “George W Bush.” Hilarity ensues.
Q: What do you call a person of any non protected status who says anything critical of a democrat of any race?
A: Racist.
Q: How many geeks does it take to ruin a joke?
A: You mean nerd, not geek. And not joke, but riddle. Proceed.
And we welcome Dr Sheldon Cooper to IMAO……Live long and prosper Shelly.
An optomist sees their glass as half full.
A pesssimist sees their glass as half empty.
An engineer sees their glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
What is the difference between a duck?
One webbed foot is both the same.
Sheldon Cooper humor.