I hate hipsters. Their smug faces, vegan diet, tiny feet & sawdust bedding. No wait. Hamsters. I hate hamsters.
— Political Math (@politicalmath) October 25, 2012
Does Obama’s second term agenda booklet come with crayons?
— Tracy Lee (@RememberComeNov) October 25, 2012
Hey monster mash pics or it didn’t happen
— Jeffrey Hadz (@Hadzilla) October 25, 2012
Gmail should add a “Crippling Self Doubt” feature that automatically follows up any unanswered email with one that says “Are you mad at me?”
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) October 25, 2012
“Does Obama’s second term agenda booklet come with crayons?”
He doesn’t get a second term. Instead, he gets detention and spankings in the principal’s office.