“You don’t want to be with those braindead conservatives and their freedom. Instead you want our freesmart. Look what it’s done for CA.”
If you don’t like assault weapons, don’t buy one.
(though that makes you a sissy)
If you’re a congressman, it’s probably just a good idea in general not to use racial slurs. Especially if you’re not a Democrat.
If you’re ardently for higher taxes, you can probably get away with an n-word use. Everyone else should steer clear of slurs.
If I turn on conservatives to get invited to cocktail parties, the cocktails at these parties are like free, right?
I’m a principled conservative in that it’s unlikely I’ll be offered the amount of money it would take to get me to turn on my principles.
Is there a difference between “post-birth abortion” and infanticide?
In some cultures, infanticide is a really bad thing.
I think pretty much no one would dispute that ‘J’ is by far the best middle initial to have.
Bullwinkle J. Moose. Homer J. Simpson. T.J. Hooker. Frank J. Fleming.
Because of the sequester, there will be no April 1st this year.
I’ve never been very good at football, so going by Tony Romo’s contract I’m worth at least 3 million.
I don’t know about the $108 million Tony Romo contract; seems like there has to be cheaper ways to crush the spirits of Cowboys fans.
“The one thing an assault rifle needs is a way to carry it like a lunch box.” -the inventor of the M16
“J” is also a pretty good first initial to have. as in jp morgan and jw.
but you left out Rocket J. Squirrel
Ray J. Johnson, Elmer J. Fudd, Philip J. Fry …
Only if the “J” stands for “James.”
Also, “R” is an outstanding middle initial.
Adolph J. Hitler, Joseph J. Stalin, Pol J. Pot….
Damn J. Cat?
Unfortunately, it takes twice as many ‘R’s to make up for J’s awesomeness….J R R Tolkien, George R R Martin…
Damn T. Cat
Guess what the T stands for.
DamnCat –
Tuna?
“The”?
That
I wasn’t Mom’s favorite.
Now, which sounds more awesome: “FJ” or “JR?” This is a no brainer.
Young white liberals: Just killing the babies illegal immigrants are too poor to kill.
J is also my middle initial so the science! is settled
Because of the sequester, there will be no April 1st this year.
On a more fortunate note, Congress has authorized the sale of several federal bridges to close the gap. I accidentally bought a few too many and am looking to resell.
“If you don’t like assault weapons, don’t buy one.”
…and don’t call me if you’re next door getting attacked and don’t have one. Don’t worry, the cops will make a full report on how you were killed when they get there.
Bill J. Clinton…Vladimir J. Putin..Michael J. Vick…Charles J. Manson…Rahm J. Imanuel. The list goes on.
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Ohhhhhh, ya doesn’t have to call him Johnson! You can call him Ray, or you can call him Jay….
“The one thing an assault rifle needs is a way to carry it like a lunch box.” -the inventor of the M16 (Eugene Stoner)