Straight Line of the Day: Pointing Out Reality to an Obama Voter Is…

[High Praise! to CarolynTheMommy for the inspiration]

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Pointing out reality to an Obama voter is…

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  1. Pointing Out Reality to an Obama Voter Is…
    …like pointing out reality to a Paulbot. It’s impossible.

    They both live in Post-Modern alternate universes where reality is whatever they say it is. Their interpretation is the only thing that exists. Obama Zombies see everything through the lens of Obammunism and Paulbots see the world painted with Ron Paul set of Crayons..

  2. . . . like explaining quantum mechanics to a cat.

    . . . what haters DO, racist!

    . . . the chief indicator that you have way too much time on your hands.

    . . . a good way to attract a DoS attack to your website.

    . . . the first step towards being listed by the SPLC as a hate group.

  3. …like herding cats.

    …like nailing Jell-O to a wall.

    …like trying to teach a pig to sing.

    …like trying to get your dog to pay attention to something on TV.

    …racist!

    …hate speech, you tea-bagging moron!

  4. …is usually well received and often begins civil and intelligent discourse….(please note the date…)

    …can be very good for reminding your self why you did NOT vote for Obama

    …is the reason Kim Jong Un has his panties all in a bunch

    …is very hard, since they don’t even live in our reality

    …would be a great name for an acid rock band

    …would make me wonder if I should explain it for each time they voted, or just once per person?

  5. …is like trying to explain twitter to your grandmother.

    …is like trying to have sex with a honey badger. In theory it can be done, but there’s no record of anyone ever actually having success.

    …is only slightly less difficult than finding one that’s either alive or has a real job.

  6. …is as useless as trying to get Obama to point out reality to anyone, ever.

    …usually a waste of time because it’s hard to see it from their sofa.

    …is probably a form of bullying and certainly will be called an attack on the handicapped.

    …is necessary because it’s often hard to hear over the gunfire in those neighborhoods.

  7. …best done by getting booked on a reality television show or, if you are a hooker, having Bill Maher quote your last words after he gets coked up and beats your head in.

    …B., if A. is making suck face with a zombie and your preference is A.

    …easier with Europeans, over here reality is hiding behind Moochelle’s butt.

  8. …Fun! – go look again, your unicorn should be in your closet now. really – I’m sure its there now… go look again… no, now its there – go look.. bwha ha ha ha ha! — LOOK AGAIN!!! REALLY 11TY

  9. (First off, why would you voluntarily do this to your-own-self ? They dress/look/act funny, they smell incredibly bad, and you just know you want to avert your eyes, and run away just as fast as your short, stumpy Caucasian little legs can move you. There is no acceptable upside to this, plus you have to use The Skunk Remedy to get the lingering stench out of you nasal cavity, and the mind-clearing excercises you must fulfill later-on take up quite a bit of your day.)

    That being said,My response is : “….Like clubbing a DNA-impaired baby harp seal.”
    [You feel really sorry you’re doing it, but you just cannot help yourself.]
    [Do they have flippers, claws, or hands ?]

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