[High Praise! to CarolynTheMommy for the inspiration]
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Pointing out reality to an Obama voter is…
[High Praise! to CarolynTheMommy for the inspiration]
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Pointing out reality to an Obama voter is…
…like a positive attitude… it won’t solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
…possible only if their rectum is transparent.
Tiresome.
pointless.
like explaining the advantages of virginity to a whore.
is like going to Fargo, North Dakota in January for a warm vacation.
Pointing Out Reality to an Obama Voter Is…
…like pointing out reality to a Paulbot. It’s impossible.
They both live in Post-Modern alternate universes where reality is whatever they say it is. Their interpretation is the only thing that exists. Obama Zombies see everything through the lens of Obammunism and Paulbots see the world painted with Ron Paul set of Crayons..
is like going to a Jim Carrey movie for intellectual stimulation.
is about a pointless as telling Republicans to grow a pair and stand up to the Democrats and the Obamessiah.
@5 – I believe the preferred term is “Horizontally-Accessible- American”
is now the new cliche for “useless waste of time” , like t!ts on a bull.
….is like trying to run a locomotive using oval wheels.
…going to get you labeled a racist.
like hitting your head against a wall… there is only relief when you give up and stop.
like putting Michelle on a weight loss program.
like imagining whirled peas.
. . . like explaining quantum mechanics to a cat.
. . . what haters DO, racist!
. . . the chief indicator that you have way too much time on your hands.
. . . a good way to attract a DoS attack to your website.
. . . the first step towards being listed by the SPLC as a hate group.
…like teaching a honey badger to do dishes; the only thing you’re accompishing is annoying the honey badger while buying yourself some greif.
…like herding cats.
…like nailing Jell-O to a wall.
…like trying to teach a pig to sing.
…like trying to get your dog to pay attention to something on TV.
…racist!
…hate speech, you tea-bagging moron!
…like doing a *Vulcan* mind meld on a bear trap.
…is usually well received and often begins civil and intelligent discourse….(please note the date…)
…can be very good for reminding your self why you did NOT vote for Obama
…is the reason Kim Jong Un has his panties all in a bunch
…is very hard, since they don’t even live in our reality
…would be a great name for an acid rock band
…would make me wonder if I should explain it for each time they voted, or just once per person?
…like French-kissing a rattlesnake. Oh, wait. That’s something you should do instead of explaining reality to an Obama voter.
… a great way to get dropped from a Facebook friends list.
like…… “SQUIRREL!!!!”
like…… Oh Look! Shiney!
…putting toothpaste back in the tube.
as futile as resisting the Borg. Oh wait, resisting the Borg was done at least once, so nevermind.
…surreal.
peaceful coexistence with Islam.
…like giving chocolate to a dog. It’s a waste of chocolate, and it’s just going to make them sick anyway.
like trying to lick your elbows……
(if ya tried it ya just may have some liberal tendencies.)
like pulling Neo out of the Matrix.
…is a bit like proving Einstein’s insanity theorem.
…like trying to explain Boston’s parking laws to a cranberry.
…Bushs’ fault.
…like pointing out a hot babe to Stevie Wonder.
“Pointing Out Reality to an Obama Voter Is Futile”
…is really straight forward… you just take the “C” out of “Truck” and you take the “F” out of “Way”.
(unfortunately this one might disqualify itself from Keln’s consideration)
..is the new ‘like selling ice to an eskimo’
…like pointing out an open receiver to Donovan McNabb – they never seem to make the connection.
Sprinkling Holy Water to a Vampire.
…a drone-worthy offense.
…a violation of the Geneva Convention.
…like getting Biden to say something intelligent.
…is like trying to explain sex to a virgin
Like saying the term ” Progressive Left ” doesn’t mean Communist Party
…is like trying to explain twitter to your grandmother.
…is like trying to have sex with a honey badger. In theory it can be done, but there’s no record of anyone ever actually having success.
…is only slightly less difficult than finding one that’s either alive or has a real job.
…is like resisting the Borg.
…is as useless as trying to get Obama to point out reality to anyone, ever.
…usually a waste of time because it’s hard to see it from their sofa.
…is probably a form of bullying and certainly will be called an attack on the handicapped.
…is necessary because it’s often hard to hear over the gunfire in those neighborhoods.
…best done by getting booked on a reality television show or, if you are a hooker, having Bill Maher quote your last words after he gets coked up and beats your head in.
…B., if A. is making suck face with a zombie and your preference is A.
…easier with Europeans, over here reality is hiding behind Moochelle’s butt.
pointing out reality to an obama voter Is going to get reality mugged
. . . to productive work as Barry Manilow is to Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.
. . . as likely to have an impact as trying to hammer a nail with a marshmallow.
…the only thing tougher to do than getting castration volunteers at a NAMBLA convention while Harry Reid is doing his PowerPoint presentation.
…Fun! – go look again, your unicorn should be in your closet now. really – I’m sure its there now… go look again… no, now its there – go look.. bwha ha ha ha ha! — LOOK AGAIN!!! REALLY 11TY
(First off, why would you voluntarily do this to your-own-self ? They dress/look/act funny, they smell incredibly bad, and you just know you want to avert your eyes, and run away just as fast as your short, stumpy Caucasian little legs can move you. There is no acceptable upside to this, plus you have to use The Skunk Remedy to get the lingering stench out of you nasal cavity, and the mind-clearing excercises you must fulfill later-on take up quite a bit of your day.)
That being said,My response is : “….Like clubbing a DNA-impaired baby harp seal.”
[You feel really sorry you’re doing it, but you just cannot help yourself.]
[Do they have flippers, claws, or hands ?]
…is easy if you can convince them that Obama is not pointing out reality, he is just picking his nose.