So it was announced by the White House that April is “National Financial Capability Month” in which Obama is going to teach young people “how to budget responsibly.” Presumably this is some sort of April Fools joke, but they might actually be serious. We’re talking a guy presiding over $16 trillion in debt teaching people how to responsibly use money. I can see the headline now:
“President Obama Teaches Classroom of Young People How to Budget; There Were No Survivors”
Maybe we should find some other things Obama would be more qualified to teach:
* Golf
* Writing memoirs for fun and profit
* Blame deflection
…
Man, I was going to do a whole list here, but I think that pretty much covers about all of Obama’s abilities. Maybe he should start taking night school and learn some useful skills.
there is always the cookbook route:
to serve dog
woking the dog
star wars bar food
@1 – Actually, I’ve heard he gets a percentage on Elizabeth Warren’s “Bow Wow Chow” cookbook
http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/05/elizabeth-warrens-plagiarized-native-american-recipes/
Hussien Obama taught college classes on Saul Alinsky’s Rules for Radicals. That is a book specifically written to explain how to use Communist methods in America to gain political power.
Also, Rules for Radicals was dedicated to SATAN!
That is the only thing Obama Can Teach Us
In case anyone thinks Carpenter is exaggerating:
“Lest we forget at least an over-the-shoulder acknowledgment to the very first radical: from all our legends, mythology, and history… the first radical known to man who rebelled against the establishment and did it so effectively that he at least won his own kingdom — Lucifer.”
Let me know when it’s National Financial Culpability Month – I’ll bring the tar & feathers.
His fat wife claims to teach kids to be healthy, while the president who’s put us more in debt than any president in history claims to teach financial responsibility. This would be really funny if it wasn’t so sad.
When you only have 2 or 3 identities, you have to work hard to stretch your Obama-Bucks. The 1st and the 15th only come every few weeks. These people are poor! You can’t expect them to understand the finer points of spending other people’s money on their own and who better to teach them?
How about National Go On Vacation Month?
It’s in January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, and December but only on days ending in ‘y’.
Barry teaching kids about financial responsibility will be as effective as him trying to teach them how to get a basketball into the net.
No, CarolyntheMommy, you just don’t get Michelle. It’s “National Go on Vacation WEEK” – for her kids. I’m really disappointed you don’t see this. Fffft.
(Just kidding. You made me schnicker.)
* The Constitution as a set of negative prohibitions against freedom.
* 101 ways to ignore your bulbous wife’s healthy eating advice.
* How to shoot 2 out of 22 hoops – anytime!
* How to insert forks into your tongue while speaking out of both sides of your mouth.
Too bad Ted Kennedy is dead, he could have taught a driver safety course.
I hear he’s going to hold his first ‘budget responsibly’ seminar in Stockton California.
If he really wants to teach to his strengths, he should go with How To Look Smug or How To Destroy The Greatest Nation Ever Designed In Less Than Four Years And Get Invited Back For More.
“First the good news, kiddies. There is no, uh, law requiring you to create and submit a budget, as there is for me.”
— Barack Obama, now two months late with his required budget.
How to lose at bball.
How not to do free throws
Biden gives a course on home defense:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N1_0SUGlDQ