“No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to dye.” Auric Goldfinger giving instructions at his Easter egg decorating party.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) March 29, 2013
Now I know the only proof we have are some grainy photos and witness testimonies from drunk farmers, but I still believe in gay marriage
— shelby fero (@shelbyfero) March 29, 2013
I imagine that it must suck that people who just want to ban guns in this country are forced to lie and pretend that they don’t.
— Moe Lane (@moelane) March 29, 2013
I refuse to give to any candidate who refuses to admit the legitimate role of money in politics.
— Josh Greenman (@joshgreenman) March 29, 2013
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
— GRUMPY CAT (@GrumpyyCat) March 29, 2013
Being an ideologue isn’t as problematic as being a hyper-partisan. Ideologues care about ideas; hyper-partisans childishly care about teams.
— Chidike Okeem (@VOICEOFCHID) March 29, 2013
I love that all Senators who haven’t come out for marriage equality but plan to say their “evolving.” They’re not Pokemon.
— Andrew Kaczynski (@BuzzFeedAndrew) March 30, 2013
Ended up in line behind an extreme couponer. What a wonderful and fascinating hobby that I got to unwillingly observe for 20 mins.
— Bryan Donaldson (@TheNardvark) March 30, 2013
Two women were sitting quietly.
— anti joke apple (@antijokeapple) March 30, 2013
Moe
Why would you think it must suck that people who want to ban guns must lie? They do it all the time and have no problem doing so.
One man was sitting on the couch awake.