Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The most interesting item illegally charged to an IRS credit card…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The most interesting item illegally charged to an IRS credit card…
A copy of Turbo Tax
….a book on ethics.
…five gallons of wookie depilatory
…hip boots and manure loading shovels (for despensing information about their practices).
1000 comfy chairs and 500 dishwasher racks from the Spanish Inquisition, plus full air fare and travel expenses for Confuse-A-Cat limited.
The most interesting item illegally charged to an IRS credit card…
…Tax payment
…eighty-seven DVD copies of Debbie Does Deductibles.
@6 – beat me to it.
…golf lessons
…an armed Predator drone
The most interesting item illegally charged to an IRS credit card…
…$3000 worth of Cat toys. And you can’t return ’em ’cause they have spit all over them! So now we’re stuck with $3000 worth of cat toys! Oh, sure…they’re fun. You got the little rubber mouse; has a bell inside of it- Haw haw haw! Boy, I hate it when it goes under the sofa! Whoa, gimme that! Gimme that! Hiss! hiss!
…$500,000.00 for a nights stay in the Lincoln Bedroom
So the charge for cat handcuffs was ok?
@13 They should ALL be forced to wear kittycuffs.
And I don’t know how much was spent on Kitty Bunny ears and Kitty Arrow-thru-the-heads.
…an all-access pass to PRISM
Paula Deen’s cookbook collection
Two fifty gallon drums of “Doctor Rand’s Tar and Feather Remover”.
The most interesting item illegally charged to an IRS credit card…
…A Maltese Falcon.
…a one way ticket to moscow in the name of edward j snowden
The most interesting item illegally charged to an IRS credit card…
…that lifetime subscription to IMAO.
Ricin
The most interesting item illegally charged to an IRS credit card…
…a retainer for Venable LLP.
…the Hillary Pantsuit Collection: Complete
pelosi’s botox injections
The most interesting item illegally charged to an IRS credit card…
…two tickets to Paradise, pack your bags we leave tonight.
….velociraptors, rocket launchers….
The most interesting item illegally charged to an IRS credit card…
…several AR-15 rifles.
One forty-five caliber automatic, two boxes of ammunition, four days’ concentrated emergency rations, one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills, one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible, one hundred dollars in rubles, one hundred dollars in gold, nine packs of chewing gum, one issue of prophylactics, three lipsticks, three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella could have good time at an IRS convention with this stuff…
…payment to Coyotes, Inc for “eleven border crossings”
… a copy of ‘Persecuting Conservatives for Dummies’
Hey everybody have you heard
They went and bought a mockingbird
And when that mockingbird didn’t sing
They went and bought a diamond ring
And when that diamond ring didn’t shine
They gonna surely break this heart of mine
And that’s why I keep on tellin’ everybody
Saying
Hear me now and understand
They better find me some piece of mind
Cause if that piece of mind won’t stay
I’m gonna find myself a better way
And if that better way ain’t so
We’ll ride them out on a railroad tie and get the tar to flow
And that’s why I keep on shoutin’ in your ear
Saying
They might tell lies above, They might tell lies below
But we will get the railroad ties and the tar will flow
And that’s the reason why I keep on shouting in your ear
No no no no no no no no baby, yeah
The Obama Bumper Sticker Removal Kit.
… Peggy Joseph’s gas and mortgage.
…$10,000,000 for cookies from a Mr. or Mrs. Anonymiss, whose current whereabouts cannot be determined and who might be traveling under an assumed name. Return of said monies or delivery of the two cookies will bring this matter to a discreet close.
…would be the six hundred pound puppies and the two crates of barbecue sauce charged to the Fast Food For Pardons Exchange program.
…the money belts, at a cost of $2,000 each, for every government employee. The money belts are of course made from one dollar bills.
…a warehouse full of Nelson Mandela commemorative car tires.
The most interesting item illegally charged to an IRS credit card…
Judy Garland:The Complete collection
the Illudium pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator.
…a volume knob that goes all the way to eleven.
A George Bush “Miss Me Yet?” billboard
…a ransom for a former hostage.
… gift set of “Star Trek” DVDs for all GS-14s and above.
… proctology lessons. Oh wait, my bad, that is business-related.
The most interesting item illegally charged to an IRS credit card…
…what was behind door number 2!
…what was behind the green door.
…24,561 My Little Ponies.
The most interesting item illegally charged to an IRS credit card…
spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam…Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
…or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads.
…3,000 pressure cookers for the tax exemption status party thrown by the Detroit Death To The Infidel Mosque PAC.
…the two sacrificial virgins who where later found to have not been members of a union and the one was not even a natural blond.
…200 cases of Vaseline itemized under “customer service”.
…Obama’s second term.
The most interesting item illegally charged to an IRS credit card…
…a colonscope. Actually, that’s not interesting at all. It’s expected.
…a teeth whitening treatment for Joe Biden
…were the cigars ordered by the Clinton administration.
…Obama’s third term.
FIFY
…national ID cards for Kenyan voters
…25,000 “Snuggies” but the got free shipping!
… training sessions for dealing with medical data. Because, c’mon, it’d be CRAZY to put the IRS in charge of administering a health care program. Right?
*crickets*
Right?
*more crickets*
Oh dear lord, we’re screwed…
… day trips to Delaware for tax-free shopping.
… call-center support to explain the Byzantine tax code to them.
Barney Frank’s “Tasty Lube of the Month Club” membership.
12 Drummers Drumming
11 Pipers Piping
10 Lords-a-Leaping
9 Ladies Dancing
8 Maids-a-Milking
7 Swans-a-Swimming
6 Geese-a-Laying
5 Gold Rings
4 Colly Birds
3 French Hens
2 Turtle Doves
And a Partridge in a Pear Tree.
Timmy Geitner paid his overdue back taxes with his card.
…my divorce.
interest payments to China
…Elijah Cummings.
1,040 pairs of Groucho glasses
…USA Today ad in vain search of DNA expert who could distinguish a difference between IRS employee and a cockroach.
…fees for monkey trainer to supply acting IRS Commissioners.
The most interesting item illegally charged to an IRS credit card…
is [Redacted] and 38 pairs of [Redacted] complete with an oil based [Redacted] for [Redacted] purposes.
30,000 copies of tax collection for dummies to learn how not to be beat down by all the tax lawyer’s on TV
… the Deed to the Louisiana Purchase. The plan was to foreclose, and then flip it.
…….the bill for spying on Americans……they’re outsourcing it to China.
@26 Where are we going? 🙂
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