I’m sure you noticed that is away for a bit. Well, he said he would be gone for a while. But, he really didn’t say what he was up to.
I did notice that last Friday, Frank expressed disappointment (to put it mildly) with Microsoft’s new Xbox One, and the policies around it. Then, Tuesday, Frank said he would be away for a while. Finally, yesterday, Microsoft suddenly did an about-face on those policies.
Coincidence? I think not.
I wonder what else Frank has in store for the next several days. Any guesses? Any suggestions, in case he finishes his to-do list early?
* Note the sunglasses. Frank is protecting himself from the Summer Solstice.
* Also, rumor has it he’s up to his eyeballs in illicit government metadata.
* Note the black gloves. They protect his hands when chucking potatoes. Because Frank lives in Idaho. And likes to chuck. Potatoes.
He never did like Slim Whitman. ‘Nuff said.
James Gandolfini died, coincidence?
If he has time he could help Obama shut down all those Catholic and Lutheran schools to put an end to the current epidemic of Catholic and Lutheran Schoolkid violence, and make them just as pacifist as all of those peacenik madrassa alumni.
Nuke the moon, of course.
Set a record for punching hippies (my guess is that’s what those gloves are for).
Perfect the Mexi-cannon, and bring it to the Senate for a demonstration.
Frank took the red pill.
“I wonder what else Frank has in store for the next several days.”
* Actually, Frank will be IN the store for the next several days – buying video games he’ll never play.
* He’ll be combing IMAO’s web logs for Carpenter’s IP address so he can launch a DOS attack.
* He is secretly planning a “euthanize the cat” campaign.
* He has appointments with the IRS, EPA and NSA to explain IMAO (which, of course, is NOT possible, so pray for Frank.).
* He’s going the way of George Zimmer, founder of Men’s Warehouse. (He got fired from IMAO.)
Frank J. — another victim of the sequester.
Say… are those the Rumsfeld Strangler’s strangling gloves that Frank’s wearing?
* He’s meeting with Michelle to discuss planting more potato varieties in the White House garden.
* Was called to the White House to celebrate the recent discovery that he is 1/32nd Kenyan.
Amok Time: Frank’s getting pwn farr’d.
Frank was woofing about writing a fiction book and suddenly Vince Flynn dies?
Given Frank’s efforts to eliminate the competition, not to mention his not-so-subtle dislike of the Irish, is Tom Clancy next?
has Frank also been involved in the further relocation of Jimmy Hoffa’s skeletal remains?
“Community” was renewed for another season, thanks to his Community organizing, so he’s taking a little rest.
I just checked… It looks like he’s Tweeting on the road in Colorado. Sure! He can Tweet but he can’t Blog, the slacker!. I propose that next week is “Give Frank Hell Week.” I’ll start: “I hate Frank.”
(Just kidding Frank – but you really do need to post more pic’s of baby Frank. I mean, how hard can that BE?)
Frank is hoping to outdo Kim and Kanye as he negotiates with various magazines for “first photo” rights to the images of his kid.
He is gathering data for his next book: American Vacations On 50 Hippie Punches A Day. Subtitled, 5 minutes in a red state is more than plenty anyway.
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