Link of the Day: Satire – Portland, OR Schools Abolish Lunchtime To Avoid Allegations Of Racism

[High Praise! to National Report]

Portland, OR Schools Abolish Lunchtime To Avoid Allegations Of Racism

BONUS LINK:

A global warming epiphany from Aft Gang Agley

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

lolbama! Part 164

Submit entries to lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.


From Smilin’ Jack:

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From Smilin’ Jack:

From Smilin’ Jack:

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From Smilin’ Jack:

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My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

From epador:

From Hatless in Hattiesburg:

From walruskkkch:

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From walruskkkch:

From walruskkkch:

From walruskkkch:

From walruskkkch:

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This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:


Walruskkkch, who may or may not be a Transylvania native.


PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

IMAGE SOURCES: Lots of great Obama pics to be found at the White House Flickr page.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Count on a Liberal

[High Praise! to The Right Planet]

Progressives needed to provide cover to their legislators to socialize the health care system, so they simply lied. The only fault the progressive-owned mainstream media can find with that is with us for being stupid enough to believe what the liberals told us.

I agree. If you believe anything a liberal tells you, if you imagine you can count on a liberal to hold to any particular principle when that principle stops being useful as a means to accumulate power, you are a fool.