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Why do I have the feeling that Frank has done at LEAST half of these things to his cats? – in the name of SCIENCE!, of course…
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Why do I have the feeling that Frank has done at LEAST half of these things to his cats? – in the name of SCIENCE!, of course…
Scientists have successfully applied an electrical current to people’s brains to erase memories of distressing events.
Cool. Now I just need to wire myself to the Hoover Dam to purge my ObamaMemories.
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President Obama’s Cold Holiday Secret – Revealed!
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In a purely symbolic act (he’ll keep his government insurance), President Obama signed up for an Obamacare “Bronze” plan.
In another symbolic act, I’ll be paying my Obamacare fine with an oversize Publisher’s Clearing House novelty check, hand-delivered by an Ed McMahon look-alike.
Just want to see how well this story works with minor adjustments:
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President Obama issued a stern warning to entrepreneurs pushing the boundaries of his economic reforms, telling Congress that “those pressuring us to move faster are moving us toward failure.”
Obama has subsidized small-scale, green businesses since 2010, but has issued tighter regulations on businesses seen as going too far or competing excessively with state enterprises.
Obama threw his full weight behind such measures in an address to the legislature, saying “every step we take must be accompanied by the establishment of a sense of order.”
“Inadequate controls by government institutions in the face of illegal activities by private businesspeople weren’t resolved in a timely fashion, creating an environment of impunity and stimulating the accelerated growth of activities that were never authorized for certain occupations,” Obama said.
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Hmmm… we’ll call that one “not entirely implausible”.