Sure beats living in a country that has the problem “there is no steak… or any other food”
*shoots dirty look at North Korea*
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From the description:
5 foot 7 inch, Molly Schuyler, from Bellevue Nebraska. Is a world class competitive eater, who today had her sight set on breaking the world record for eating a 72 ounce steak, The 4.5 pounds.
The previous record was set by Peter “Furious Pete” Czerwinski, A Canadian body builder with a time 6 minutes and 48 seconds. Molly is the number 1 ranked eater for All Pro Eating, an organization for independent eaters who want freedom from contracts

That was impressive. Bare handed, without potato or bread. She could make a large dog step back.
It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the…steak in the dog? Sorry, that fell apart.
…and since Obama, fewer can afford one.
One commenter described it as “like she’s eating cotton candy”.
Yeah, she doesn’t chew much.
By the way, this 5’7″ woman only weighs 120 pounds.
List of her other food-related accomplishments here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molly_Schuyler#Career_highlights
Not so much eating as swallowing in smallish chunks. Yikes!