I don’t have to look for ways to offend them. I just keep telling the truth. Nothing outrages a liberal more than the truth, which is why they never stop vilifying those who tell it. I should change my name to “Vilified Old Bat.” Oooh, better: Vilificent!
Being offended and whining about the offence is like mothers milk to a liberal. The only time they’re truly happy is when the have something to be offended by.
Choosing to take offense is one of the least attractive choices a person can make. It is a selfish, childish choice, rooted in weakness. It takes a much stronger person to choose to overlook comments that one finds distasteful. It is a much more noble choice *not* to take offense.
Heh.
Heh! I say.
If you’re not offending lefties, you’re part of the problem.
GO TEAM!!
I don’t have to look for ways to offend them. I just keep telling the truth. Nothing outrages a liberal more than the truth, which is why they never stop vilifying those who tell it. I should change my name to “Vilified Old Bat.” Oooh, better: Vilificent!
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Being offended and whining about the offence is like mothers milk to a liberal. The only time they’re truly happy is when the have something to be offended by.
Choosing to take offense is one of the least attractive choices a person can make. It is a selfish, childish choice, rooted in weakness. It takes a much stronger person to choose to overlook comments that one finds distasteful. It is a much more noble choice *not* to take offense.
@6 – Ironically, I’m easily offended by people who are easily offended 😀
I’m offended by that remark!! Just kidding.
@8 – Kidding around on a humor blog? That is SO offensive!