How do I know?
Because last Friday, Obama held a “virtual hangout” on Google+
It was free, and all you had to do was be on your computer and click a few things. Which is basically all young people do anyway.
Know how many people showed up?
13,490

But at least people are still signing up for it even though it’s over (this is a very tiny screen-grab, just for flavor. The list goes on and on at the site):

These are the people who need to sign up for Obamacare in order for it to work.
The good news (for Obama): they’re certainly dumb enough to pay a ton of money for insurance they don’t need.
The bad news: they’re too lazy to even tap their iPads for something that’s completely free. Signing up for Obamacare takes, like, multiple clicks, man. That’s, like, work.
I don’t foresee this ending well.

I’m astounded that there are 13,490 plaid onesies in Young Adult sizes out there.
Hey! I thought Obamacare was supposed to free us from work.
It’s almost as though the whole thing is a big sham!