Discovery Channel will air a documentary showing naturalist and wildlife filmmaker Paul Rosolie letting himself be devoured by an anaconda while in a custom-built snake-proof suit.
Still more apt to end well than visiting HealthCare.org for fall open enrollment.

It’s a pretty good metaphor for Obamacare, though.
As a naturalist and wildlife filmmaker, and most likely staunch liberal in all facets, I am curious to see how this is accomplished and how he will be extricated from the Anaconda without killing the reptile or causing it undue stress.
I was wondering the same thing. If this a$$hole was a real man, he’d do it without the suit, the final scene would be the end result of everything snake eats.
If he was a real man, he’d say, “Hey! Look at that huge snake! It looks dangerous! Come on guys, let’s Kill it!”