Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Add it to the list: global warming is now being cited as the cause of…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Add it to the list: global warming is now being cited as the cause of…
…Global Warming Deniers!
…erectile dysfunction (Those d!cks who push AGW can’t get a rise out of anyone)
… ice
… ISIS
… declining populations of liberals
… walnuts in cookies
… Obama’s failures
… low IQ voters
… illegal immigration
(gawd – this could go on forever…)
…Republican control of the Senate.
…stale cookies.
…that ‘not fresh’ feeling.
@2 When lawyers use Viagra is just makes them shorter.
…the breakdown of the laws of physics which explains how heat can sink to the bottom of the ocean.
…warmer weather, and colder weather, and rain. Oh and clouds and wind. And snow and hail…I’m super cereal guys!
…Al Gore NOT fading into obscurity.
@5
And if you take iron supplements at the same time you’ll end up pointing north the rest of the day.
…needing less baking soda in cookies. (more heat, better chemical reaction) You might turn the oven down a little, too.
…shorter attention spans due to the…ah…effects of…uh…hmmm…link to cat videos? Oh! Now that’s funny. What’s this one? Oh! I LOVE that song. Who’s this guy? That was him? Invest in gold? Hmmmm. Oh, here we go, a recipe for walnut cookies that tastes good. Oh good, I missed that episode of Iron Chef….
Add it to the list: global warming is now being cited as the cause of…
George W. Bush’s birth. [The cycle of blame is complete]
Check here first to avoid duplication 😉
http://www.numberwatch.co.uk/warmlist.htm
Add it to the list: global warming is now being cited as the cause of…
male patterned baldness.
bad fashion choices by European scientists.
Haggis
the lack of availability of Anonymiss cookies.
Add it to the list: global warming is now being cited as the cause of…
list creation.
Star Wars I, II and III
…your hands getting grubby and your healthcare getting Gruber.
…Smokey Bear smoking. Literally smoking.
…the real reason for Bill Clinton repeatedly saying “Oh man, she looks so hot”.
…Obama having never been in the kitchen in the first place.
Add it to the list: global warming is now being cited as the cause of…
the evolutionary advancement of the human species. [Oh wait, technically that’s true.]
…chilblains.
…lies, damned lies, and ignorance of statistics.
…Mark Steyn attracting lawsuits.
…more tattoos and fewer taboos
Add it to the list: global warming is now being cited as the cause of…
The Chicago Cubs not winning the World Series.
Soccer
Lou Diamond Phillips acting career.
…the proliferation of excuse making. http://youtu.be/eFTLKWw542g
…the inability of Grand Juries to make a decision.
Global warming is now the leading cause of leading causes.
Add it to the list: global warming is now being cited as the cause of… Gluten.
And by this time next month we will have reports proving global warming is the cause of Monosodium glutamate too!
– Global Smarming
– Global Shwarmas
– Globular Shwarmas
@5 – I thought it make pricks longer, not shorter.
(made)
– Vogon poetry
– Jar Jar Binks
– Gigli
– Al Gorax
Sharknados
A disaster of biblical proportions. Real wrath of God type stuff. Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes… The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!
Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
@25 – I {pun alert!} stand corrected.
(Since I know of at least one lady that reads this blog, I will somehow refrain from “running with this one”.)
…well, obviously, the weakening of our national defense.
…and obviously, our collective IQ.
Pee Willies
. . .the Ferguson post-acquittal riots.
. . . Erectile Disfunction.
. . . amnesty for illegals.
. . . pants-wetting hysteria among Progressives.
. . . sharknadoes!
…shorter bake times for cookies. I fail to see the downside here.
Greatly increased yields of walnuts which never led to anything good.
Hilary being seen in public in increasingly skimpy swimwear.
More sunshine leading to glare from Joe Biden’s teeth.
Increase in Secret Service expenditure for sun screen while protecting golfing presidents.
Naked women shirts worn by scientists.
@31 Steve H – Thank you. 🙂
Global warming is now being cited as the cause of…
Anonymiss’s judging posts becoming increasingly unreliable. You see, as the weather gets colder, my number of events increases exponentially. Cold weather is caused by global warming, so me being too busy is GLOBAL WARMING’S FAULT!!!
By the way, any of you guys wanna help with a wedding?
…electile dysfunction in democrats.
…Joe Biden making stupid remarks.
…the spike in sales of refrigerators to Eskimos.
Billions and billions of taxpayer dollars, being given to environmentalists to aid in defrauding the public and bankrupting the country. Well, that and the increase in the Rat population. And yoga pants.
…Caddyshack II.
…the pandemic of (Oh, the humanity!!!) wintertime male shrinkage.
…LeBron James returning to Cleveland for the nicer climate.
…the senseless first degree murder of the last Ice Age.
Global warming is now being cited as the cause of…
…ludicrous speed!
…sunspots
…Alf reruns
Global warming is now being cited as the cause of…
stupid American voters…oh wait, maybe it’s the other way around.
. . . the existence of MSNBC
. . . Matt Taylor’s ugly shirt
. . . Taylor Swift’s inability to write a song that doesn’t sound like every other song that she’s written
. . . white privilege, male privilege, heterosexual privilege, and executive privilege
E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial Atari Video Game
#39 b: That’s just nasty, James.
. . . The shocking rise of electric blanket electrocutions
… Nuclear strikes on the moon.
… Soul patches.
… Al Gore. (“Al, I am your father…)
… All those attempts on Obama’s life by time travelers.
Global warming is now being cited as the cause of…
…Global warming, duh!
…excessive accident lawyer commercials
@42 – Can’t help with the wedding…how about the Honeymoon?
…an increase in the population of penguins. 🙂
I judged this awesome line here: http://www.nukingpolitics.com/2014/11/nuke-punchline-check-your-privilege-mr.html
It will post at 12:30 EST. Go get your cookies! (I’ve been baking ALL day!)
I’ll help. Are you getting married, Anonymiss? Who has won your heart and lifetime of cookies?
@56 Anonymiss – Thank you…
Link post scheduled for 12:35
@57 Fly – Thanks for your kind offer. 🙂
and @54 FormerHostage – you’re a snot. 😛
The December weddings are not mine. I help other people organize events. My plan is to be quite single throughout that month 😉
@ 58 Harvey – You’re Welcome. 🙂
And Thank *you*.
So, no Anonymister? There’s hope yet, fellas! 🙂
Next year’s zombie apocalypse. So…stock up on Twinkies.