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Shiny!

Serenity. Despite all the bailing wire and duct tape, it’s a thing of beauty, majestic in its own way. Sometimes, you can just sit and stare, wonder at it. It represents Freedom. The freedom to come and go as you please. The freedom to make port in one place, move some goods, collect some coin, and move on to another. The freedom to fly. Unfortunately, you’re not free to keep one of these things in your office or workspace – a Firefly-class transport ship weighs some 285,000 pounds, and is almost 270 feet long. Also, the outrigger turbine pods have a strong tendency to suck in people what stand too close to ’em. So you’ll have to settle for this ornament.

Add some Serenity to your Christmas tree with this ornament. 5 3/4″ long x 3 3/4″ wide, she’ll look just right nestled between the branches, as if she’s hiding from holiday Reavers. Shhh. They drink your nog and open your presents and tell all the kids that Santa doesn’t exist, and if you’re very, very lucky, they’ll do it in that order. No wait. Maybe we’re confusing Reavers with Uncle Bill.