this doesn’t seem very secure pic.twitter.com/MNTsRwQsc9
— lawblob (@lawblob) January 30, 2015
I hope Brandon Sanderson has some good ideas on how to finish up Game of Thrones
— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) January 30, 2015
Kid: WAAAHH! MY TOY IS BROKEN!!
Dad: Nothing a little duct tape won't fix…
Kid: mfflr..frrrr..strnnn
— Todd Williams (@TheToddWilliams) January 31, 2015
"That'll be $19.94."
*pulls out $50 bill*
"Sorry, we've had a problem with counterfeit bills. Have anything smaller?"
*pulls out $25 bill*
— Blind Chow (@BlindChow) February 1, 2015
Super Bowl Ad Preview:
"Aren't dogs cute? Yeah they are! Look at them! Awww! Anyway, drink beer until you forget you're alone."
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) February 1, 2015
Fact: They use Roman numerals to tell you what Super Bowl it is because that's how they did it in ancient times
— Josh Greenman (@joshgreenman) February 2, 2015
Honda: Rearview cameras are now standard on all cars for safety.
Nationwide: That's super – your kids will just die a different way now.
— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) February 2, 2015
The real heroes of the Super Bowl are the players sitting on the bench for 2 hours without looking at their phones.
— noog (@noog) February 2, 2015