[High Praise! to Dry Bones]

President Obama’s budget proposal for 2016 asks Congress for $48 billion for “green investments”.
Like what? Low-flow toilets to flush all that money down?
[High Praise! to Mental Floss]
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I’m giving up autocorrect jokes for lint.
— Bryan Donaldson (@TheNardvark) February 18, 2015
NY: damn it's cold
CA reply: *pic of sunny day* lolwut
(repeat)
[later]
CA: damn my house fell down
NY reply: *pic of upright house* lolwut
— dan mentos (@DanMentos) February 18, 2015
"Hippie" ~ Me describing the top half of my leg
— Michael (@Home_Halfway) February 18, 2015
I am researching a historic book about gravy trains. It seems crazy now but it used to be the only way you could get gravy in many areas
— MKupperman (@MKupperman) February 18, 2015
I just got an email titled "Extreme ISIS groups want to attack America." As compared to the moderate wing of ISIS that wants to have tea.
— Alexander Macris (@archon) February 18, 2015
I cannot stop laughing at this. pic.twitter.com/zsepphJ2Jz
— Manda Likewine (@Manda_like_wine) February 20, 2015
The United States government is trying to encourage private commercial development of the moon.
Easy. Make it an Obamacare-free zone.
BREAKING: About 11.4 million Americans are signed up for private health coverage. #11MillionAndCounting #ACAWorks
“I love how I can call something that’s completely government mandated, controlled, and regulated ‘private’, and people believe me”
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama’s increasingly favorable poll numbers can be explained by…
Did a lot of brainstorming on the tagline for Superego. The one we used actually came from my editor, Adam Bellow.
“Can a genetically engineered psychopath grow a conscience, get the girl, and save the galaxy? Two out of three ain’t bad.”
I think it’s pretty great — thought, arguably, Rico doesn’t accomplish any of those things by the end of the book.
Still, I thought I had some good other ideas for taglines. Here’s some I came up with.
ALTERNATE SUPEREGO TAGLINES
He’s become a hero. He’s fallen in love. For a sociopathic, genetically engineered killer, it’s been a bad day.
He’s a sociopath. He’s a killer. He’s not the worst thing out there.
In a universe of thugs, murderers, and terrorists, he’s one of them.
He was born without a conscience, but does he have a soul?
Born without a conscience. Genetically engineered to be a killer. In other words, he’s got a bit of a social problem.
Rico had a happy, simple life as a sociopathic, genetically engineered, intergalactic hitman, but then something had to mess it up.
All he wants is to go back to his old life of killing for money.
Love. Morality. Companionship. These were the nuisances Rico had avoided. Until now.
Just because he’s a remorseless killing machine doesn’t mean he has to be the bad guy.
He might be a sociopathic, genetically engineered killer, but he’s still trying to grow as a person.
She’s a rogue cop. He’s a psychopathic, interstellar hitman pretending to be a rogue cop. Love’s complicated.
Interstellar hitman. Psychopath. Hero?
Genetically engineered to be a psychopath, why would he choose to be a hero?
Love is complicated. Killing is simple.
He used to be such a content psychopath.
Just because he’s a psychopath doesn’t mean he has to be the bad guy.
Kill the right people, they mistake you for a hero.
Love makes you crazy, but he’s already a psychopath.
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Anyway, as always, buy my book. It’s gotten a good sales start and made it into the top 100 science fiction on Amazon, and hopefully I can keep it going. So read it, tell everyone about it, write a review on Amazon, and I’ll keep working on the next novel.
I don’t know about the administration’s theory on ISIS. Getting a job didn’t keep President Obama from being a sociopath.
A fun thing to do if you ever met Scott Walker is to keep quoting the Iliad just to confuse him since he never graduated college.
Wait, was the Iliad the one where Grendel blinds the cyclops?
A better president that Obama would be a white noise machine. Then every time the president gave a long speech, people would calm down.
For the first time in my daughter’s life, we have cable TV in the house. Now realizing huge advantage of Netflix: no toy commercials.
Superego is now ranked in the Space Opera category. Apparently, it’s a very competitive category.
Writing a space opera is not easy. I’m not very familiar with Italian. But if you have a dream, you make it happen.
Science fiction much much more competitive area than political humor. Who knew?
Well, thanks to everyone who bought Superego so far! Hope you all really enjoy it. I just aim to not be boring.
You’re probably asking, “How do I help Superego’s Amazon rank?” It’s simple and I’ll explain it to you: You purchase a copy.
I’m just so happy to have anyone reading my novel. Reminds me of the same feeling I had when I first cracked 100 unique visitors on my blog.
Former Obama campaign manager Jim Messina said Hillary will be President because “it’s her turn”.
So… the Electoral College has been replaced by a game of “Go Fish”?