Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama’s increasingly favorable poll numbers can be explained by…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama’s increasingly favorable poll numbers can be explained by…
… the White House redefining the actual meaning of Numbers.
… pollsters are only allowed to call blue states and DC.
… tap dancing.
..Joe Biden’s flirting technique.
…anticipation of Hillary.
…Common Core Math.
President Obama’s Increasingly Favorable Poll Numbers Can Be Explained by…
A public with the shortest attention spans imaginable.
He’s finally courting the pro terrorist voter.
an expanding universe.
…fear of IRS audits.
…Psaki bombs.
…figures getting “massaged” by Joe Biden.
…figures exaggerated by Brian Williams.
…increasing difficulty in finding a truly representative sample due to limited bunker access.
…him convincing Harry Reid to bum’s rush Afroman’s stage.
…huge number of gay men who now get to plan faaaabulous weddings.
…going over the cliff is so much more economical with lower gas prices.
…Out: the Mendoza line.
In: the Bruce Jenner line.
President Obama’s Increasingly Favorable Poll Numbers Can Be Explained by…
a growing in balance in the force.
Planck’s constant getting a little wobbily.
Professor Irwin Corey
President Obama’s Increasingly Favorable Poll Numbers Can Be Explained by…
His newly hired statisticians…http://r.search.yahoo.com/_ylt=A2KLqIIXdedU410A6rP8w8QF;_ylu=X3oDMTByM2Jic2xkBHNlYwNjZC10aHVtYgRzbGsDc25vYgR2dGlkAw–/RV=2/RE=1424483735/RO=10/RU=http%3a%2f%2fwww.schooltube.com%2fvideo%2f76306027f84c499fae4a%2f7X13%3d28/RK=0/RS=lN.hfaaCHuI9KmEcTvPjviOu9aM-
President Obama’s increasingly favorable poll numbers can be explained by…
….SCIENCE!
….What does it matter now?
….Depends on what the definition of favorable is.
progressive redistribution.
President Obama’s increasingly favorable poll numbers can be explained by…
…open borders
… Stockholm Syndrome?
President Obama’s increasingly favorable poll numbers can be explained by…
… rapidly falling IQ averages.
… increasingly unfavorable school performances.
… a higher ratio of liberal lemmings in the general population.
… people just be plain stupid.
…the name of the person writing the report…Brian Williams.
…the fact that they had no where to go but up.
…the appropriate application of imaginary numbers.
…the new staff of pollsters culled from the ranks of East Anglia University.
…White-Out. (Raaaaacist!!!)
…the Laughter Curve.
…turning the Laffer Curve on it’s side and adding the conjoined points.
President Obama’s increasingly favorable poll numbers can be explained by…
the same way “the Longest Day” was a big hit in Germany, they ran it backwards and the Germans came out winning.
(Aside: walruskkkch @19 I haven’t seen that movie in forever. The worst thing about infomercials (imo): Now local TV stations don’t play old movies whenever their network’s TV sport’s season is over. That is, one network would do football, so its local stations would do old movies from February to August, eg., on weekend afternoons.)
…state plane solutions to coupled, non-linear differential equations. Never mind, they can’t be explained.
President Obama’s Increasingly Favorable Poll Numbers Can Be Explained by…
Large helpings of blatant lies with generous portions of blithering idiots.
. . . the same thing that explains late-night trips to convenience stores to buy chips, lots of chips – now!
President Obama’s increasingly favorable poll numbers can be explained by…
The new theme song for his Administration is kind of catchy, I guess:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5csNO3oMrQ
fake poll results
Simple fraud.
Get Well Cards from the Muslim Brotherhood.
Threatening emails and messages from the IRS, DHS, ETC.