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  1. President Obama’s Increasingly Favorable Poll Numbers Can Be Explained by…

    A public with the shortest attention spans imaginable.

    He’s finally courting the pro terrorist voter.

    an expanding universe.

  2. …him convincing Harry Reid to bum’s rush Afroman’s stage.

    …huge number of gay men who now get to plan faaaabulous weddings.

    …going over the cliff is so much more economical with lower gas prices.

    …Out: the Mendoza line.
    In: the Bruce Jenner line.

  3. President Obama’s increasingly favorable poll numbers can be explained by…

    … rapidly falling IQ averages.

    … increasingly unfavorable school performances.

    … a higher ratio of liberal lemmings in the general population.

    … people just be plain stupid.

  4. …the appropriate application of imaginary numbers.

    …the new staff of pollsters culled from the ranks of East Anglia University.

    …White-Out. (Raaaaacist!!!)

    …the Laughter Curve.

    …turning the Laffer Curve on it’s side and adding the conjoined points.

  5. (Aside: walruskkkch @19 I haven’t seen that movie in forever. The worst thing about infomercials (imo): Now local TV stations don’t play old movies whenever their network’s TV sport’s season is over. That is, one network would do football, so its local stations would do old movies from February to August, eg., on weekend afternoons.)

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