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[A Simple Proof of Conservation of Energy] (Viewer #571,158)
I remember enough physics to follow this, but not enough to reproduce it.
At a speaking event in Canada, Hillary Clinton said “you won’t get me to talk about Keystone”.
Why? Did somebody there call you to ask for help?
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There's no way Sixteen Candles could happen today. The plot would be that only 10 people wrote "hbd" on Samantha's Facebook wall.
— LBJohnson (@ladybirdj) February 4, 2015
The man who shot down Brian Williams' helicopter reportedly shouted "what's the frequency Kenneth?!"
— Jimmy (@JimmyPrinceton) February 4, 2015
What? Your Pokémon is evolving!
*hundreds of years later*
Squirtles are now slightly less susceptible to the flu.
— Glenn (@justabloodygame) February 5, 2015
Let he who has never falsely remembered himself in a helicopter hit by rocket-propelled grenades cast the first stone.
— Josh Greenman (@joshgreenman) February 5, 2015
"Damn this war — this dirty, stinking war!" – Brian Williams playing Dance Dance Revolution
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 5, 2015
"I'm Rob Lowe" "And I'm lied about my helicopter getting hit by an RPG Rob Lowe" #BrianWilliamsMisremembers
— Anthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) February 5, 2015
I just called Brian Williams cell phone and got a voice mail for Vandelay Industries.
— John Nolte (@NolteNC) February 5, 2015
today is National Weatherpersons Day. or maybe it isn't. pretty good chance though. I'd plan for it. or not. maybe check back later?
— Dave Ditell (@davedittell) February 5, 2015
And lest we get on our high horse and think this is unique to some other place, remember that leftists and Progressives:
Yeah, I can see how he wouldn’t get too worked up about a few beheadings.
While giving a speech in Canada, Hillary Clinton was accompanied by 65 Secret Service agents.
Must be nice to have extra security against threats when you’re on your own in a foreign country, huh, Hillary?
Check getting covered off of your to-do list. Find a plan that works for you before the February 15th deadline: http://ofa.bo/d2X7
“Then forget that plan and settle for a plan that works for us.”
So now it has been revealed that Jon Gruber proposed even more social engineering by taxing things he doesn’t like, namely plus-sized people. Well, I can be a social engineer too. I’ve got some things I’d like to levy an exorbitant tax on as well:
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The good news: Obama will give the military more money. The bad news: it’s for…
So was it bad religious beliefs or bad economics beliefs (i.e. Communism) that led to more people being murdered last century?
If all the major news anchors are known liars, I think that will actually make us smarter about news consumption.
A lot of Neil deGrasse Tyson’s twitter feed just reads like a dumb guy trying to sound smart.
Wow. Some people get mad if you criticize Neil deGrasse Tyson. Aren’t there more worthy scientists to mindlessly leap to the defense of?
I honestly understand more why I’ve heard of Lena Dunham than why I’ve heard of Neil deGrasse Tyson.
All I know about Tyson is he has some sort of relation to science. Or to Science!
Tyson seems to have a following among not very bright people who are quite enthusiastic about what they imagine science is.
None of this is to claim Tyson isn’t smart or that he isn’t really good at… whatever it is he does.
I’m pretty comfortable with the fact that when someone is talking about violent Christians, they’re usually talking about 1000 years ago.
Today is casting for a script I helped write. That is going to be a brand new experience.
I’m okay with how I’m the one who handles the trash cans every week because then I get to growl, “Time to take out the trash.”
Al Gore is planning a “Live Earth” concert to gain support for a global carbon agreement.
To show your support, turn off appliances – like TVs – while it’s on.