Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The good news: Obama will give the military more money. The bad news: it’s for…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The good news: Obama will give the military more money. The bad news: it’s for…
… flower arrangements, Spring cleaning, whiffleball tournaments, and new pink uniforms.
… an RPG attack on Brian Williams, to salvage his credibility.
…white flags and sensitivity training.
…armored trains, an idea from that great forward-thinker Jerry Brown.
…urban vaccination missions.
…sensitivity training and facilities for three genders.
…beefing up Brian Williams’ security detail.
Donetsk. Don’t tell.
Retirement plans.
…Muslim outreach.
… distribution to the enemy. It’ll be converted into Bergdahllars.
Counter-terrorism. (To intimidate those who count costs.)
…Iran’s Military.
…his Civilian Security Force. http://youtu.be/Tt2yGzHfy7s
The good news: Obama will give the military more money. The bad news: it’s for…
… Nidal Hasan’s back pay and benefits.
… shredding all documents relating to Bowe Bergdahl.
… fighting Christianity.
… outreach programs in Ferguson, MO.
… firing any officers still loyal to the Constitution.
… first class plane tickets to Dearborn for Gitmo terrorists.
…a new hashtag to compete with Jordan’s #stepping on ISIS
…ROTC programs in Community Colleges.
… the Big Red Onesie.
. . . unlimited bullets to keep shooting ourselves in the foot.
…editing and reprinting all History books describing the Crusades.
… the Maureen Corps.
… golden umbrellas for them to hold over him and Mrs. Prima Donna.
… treating Hillary’s, Kerry’s, and Williams’ post-dramatic stress syndrome.
“free” “voluntary”
sex changegender reassignment surgery, there still aren’t enough women in the military to make them completely useless….yet.. . . classes in French military strategy.
. . . prayer rugs.
… him, as Commandeer-in-Chief.
…all the weapons and supplies they need. Unfortunately, it was Biden’s job to give them the money, and on the way to give it to them he ended up spending it all on magic beans… Then he got hungry and ate the beans.
The good news: Obama will give the military more money. The bad news: it’s for…
…bonuses for those who can shut down military bases by March 1.
…sensitivity training.
…hammers and toilet seats
The Good News: Obama Will Give the Military More Money. The Bad News: It’s for…?
Bringing back classic MRes. (What’s this? Dehydrated pork pattie? NOOO!!!)
Also, bacon to OPPO for #9.