I’m giving up autocorrect jokes for lint.

— Bryan Donaldson (@TheNardvark) February 18, 2015

NY: damn it's cold CA reply: *pic of sunny day* lolwut (repeat) [later] CA: damn my house fell down NY reply: *pic of upright house* lolwut

— dan mentos (@DanMentos) February 18, 2015

"Hippie" ~ Me describing the top half of my leg

— Michael (@Home_Halfway) February 18, 2015

I am researching a historic book about gravy trains. It seems crazy now but it used to be the only way you could get gravy in many areas

— MKupperman (@MKupperman) February 18, 2015

I just got an email titled "Extreme ISIS groups want to attack America." As compared to the moderate wing of ISIS that wants to have tea.

— Alexander Macris (@archon) February 18, 2015

I cannot stop laughing at this. pic.twitter.com/zsepphJ2Jz

— Manda Likewine (@Manda_like_wine) February 20, 2015