Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Harry Reid said he’s retiring. How should we mark this occasion?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Harry Reid said he’s retiring. How should we mark this occasion?
Harry Reid said he’s retiring. How should we mark this occasion?
A tax cut!
Head back to Munchkin Land singing ding dong the witch is dead
Harry Reid said he’s retiring. How should we mark this occasion?
Institute a one retires, through another one out for FREE! Policy.
National holiday?
Cowboy poetry for everyone!
A snappy come-back?
…a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.
Well, I’d always planned to pee on his grave, because I figured nothing short of death would make him relinquish his seat. Guess I’ll just have to pee in his general direction, instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWBUl7oT9sA
…By making him sign an iron-clad, irrevocable separation agreement.
…A national moment to stop and breathe a collective sigh of relief.
…By convincing Nancy Pelosi what a great idea it is.
A big, lavish pork dinner, of course.
A gold AttackWatch?
Red flags at half-staff? Heck, how about all Congressional offices lowered to half-staff?
Get him some more exercise equipment.
Using Reid as poster boy, remind everyone that ObamaDontCare covers extreme mental illness.
Name April Fools Day after him. Wait, it already is!
A Toast! Here’s Mud in your Eye!
A 21 gun salute…. possibly pointed in his general direction?
To honor the rubber band, how about a brass band?
national exercise equipment day?
How about a Tea Party?
I’m gonna have a big bowl of Black Eyed Peas! https://youtu.be/4m48GqaOz90
Compromise might be on to something, there: If we all praise his wisdom and humility (hard to do with a straight face, but stay with me here) and say what a swell guy he is for life balance or whatever plausible thing can be made of it, with the clear statement that he should retire and stay out of all politics, “consulting,” or similar, we might be able to convince some other praise-hounds that getting out of D.C. could give them the shortest route to beatification. Unlike that sentence.
By leaking to the mob that he ratted them out.
An IRS audit in January 2017.
We should all go on a spending bender and then ask his kids to pick up the tab.
Harry Reid said he’s retiring. How should we mark this occasion?
Do nothing… just like he did.
A good old tar & feathers party and a rail to ride him out on afterwards.
…give him a nice gift wrapped present. Inside is the framed letter that he sent to Rush’s affilate.
Harry Reid said he’s retiring. How should we mark this occasion?
By going to one of his whorehouses in Nevada and screwing the people there the way he has been screwing the entire country all these years.
Buy “Superego”, then compare and contrast – Rico is a relatively well-mannered psychopath with a good work-ethic who can smell trouble coming and has trouble acting “normal”, while Harry is a nasty sociopath with a knack for manipulation who can smell his constituents (and doesn’t like it), and also has trouble acting “normal”.
Punch him in the other eye so he’s symmetrical.
…with parades, bonfires, and fireworks.
Whatever they do at the SPCA with old, unadoptable dogs. Or just wait until April 14 when it happens from natural causes.
Send Pelosi to his beautician.
Put a bronze marker next to the pentagram he uses to return to hell.
… Getting security clearance for the Mystery Mobile, so when his replacement shows up an votes exactly the same way as him, someone is there to pull the mask off and reveal it was Old Man Reid the whole time.
… tell his controllers in the Vegas mob that he’s worthless to them now, and let them do the rest.
(possibly spending his twilight
yearsminutes crawling through the Nevada desert with busted kneecaps)?Watch a Clint Eastwood movie: Dirty Harry
Ask him if he wants a nice “Hawaiian Punch.”
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“tell his controllers in the Vegas mob that he’s worthless to them now, and let them do the rest.”
i.e.: “exercise equipment failure”