REPORTER: i'm here with a victim of identity theft. how has it affected you sir?
WALRUS: *grabs mic* JOHN LENNON RUINED MY CREDIT SCORE
— very nice kyle (@hippieswordfish) March 18, 2015
Missed the “Glee” finale but I’ll just assume the whole thing happened in an autistic child’s snow globe.
— daveweigel (@daveweigel) March 21, 2015
Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a clown ninja.
— Terri Sanders (@pastaskin) March 22, 2015
Just got a call from a 555 number. It's probably a pretty girl from a movie.
— Mike Leffingwell (@mikeleffingwell) March 23, 2015
TREBEK: Yes Tyler
ME: What is the answer
TREBEK: Once again that is technically correct. And we will be amending that rule after this taping
— Tyler Schmall (@tylerschmall) March 23, 2015
[europe, 91 AD]
We need a name for our tribe of murderous warriors
"The Sweethearts?"
No
"The Huns”
For some reason that’s better, good work
— Nice Hippo (@NicestHippo) March 24, 2015
Especially for Walrus!
But…”the walrus was Paul…”
“Life-a-Lock a fishwife. . . “
[USA, 2015 AD]
We need a name for our political party of tax raising and spending anti-military bastards.
“The Republicans?”
No
“The Democrats”
For some reason that’s better, good work.
I always wondered how the egg-men have made out all these years later.