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  1. …is Islamic Rage Boy, errrr, we think that’s not her.

    …is a pig in a poke, minus the poke.

    …has her piloting a big wooden boat laded with pairs of non same sex partners, looking to land on a mountain of debt.

    …is a Mexican flag.

  2. “She’s making a RIGHT tuuurrrrrn.”

    …is actually a turn signal on her fat ass, but she hasn’t driven a car since 1996, so, who knows what she’s thinking.

    (Oh, good God, this country is screwed up.)

  3. …was inspired by something she saw somewhere else a long time ago.

    It seems that when she awoke from a drug and alcohol fueled bender, the lost-weekend kind of bender, she woke up in an alley in front of a truck. In the grill of the truck was this emblem and it seemed to be saying something to her, it seemed…… friendly.

    Of all the things she has forgotten over the years, she has never lost the memory of that nice truck that seemed to be saying Hi to her that morning.

    Her new campaign logo is her saying thank you to that truck that was so nice to her all those years ago.

    (https://d1nfwuo4jciy03.cloudfront.net/sites/default/files/international_harvester_logo.jpeg)

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