Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Reporters were asked to leave the White House briefing room because…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Reporters were asked to leave the White House briefing room because…
…they kept snickering at the name Josh Earnest…
They threatened they might report something.
…they refused to take the blue pill…
…they kept making jokes about Psaki bombs…
…they knew more about the daily White House briefings than the president did…
… – squirrel!
…they were stinking up the joint.
Magic 8 ball said try again later
the whole thing’s a waste of time
…presidents shouldn’t have to answer to the citizens he rules over! What kind of example does that set? If we keep answering these questions all the other dictators are going to laugh at Hussein Al-Barak (peace be upon him).
…Obama’s choom-proof smoke alarms hadn’t been delivered yet.
…let’s face it, they suck.
…someone got offended, and if one person got offended, then they all got offended. So they left in a huff.
All reporters found to be wearing boxers were declared debriefed.
Reporters were asked to leave the White House briefing room because…
Hercules was scheduled for his once a year “Augean Stables” duty.
Reporters were asked to leave the White House briefing room because…
stupidity levels had reached combustible concentrations.
none of them had the appropriate goggles as mandated by new California working regulations.
if the stayed there would be trouble…
there was a bomb scare and the White House didn’t want to have to break in a new set of Fluffers.
. . . they were in danger of overhearing a child who had wandered off the White House tour ask his Mom why the President wasn’t wearing any clothes.
…the staff had to mop up all the slobber.
…it is believed if they see their shadow there’ll be six more weeks of winter.
. . . they might have seen Obama improving his lie (in more ways than one)
…someone asked a question that wasn’t in the script.
…well… because… how about global warming? It’s capable of anything!
…..because Josh farted, Earnestly.
… Obama needed to play through.
… Bush did it.
… Mass punishment for one reporter not bowing low enough.
“…let us go, and we’ll bring back the sun.”
…moochelle was cooking lunch.
…joe b was preparing passive aggressive veiled racist and sexist remarks, and they were too tired to come up with spin to explain them away.
… because they neglected to genuflect and recite 10 “Hail Obama”s before they entered the room.