Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hillary Clinton’s newest method for controlling the press…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hillary Clinton’s newest method for controlling the press…
… the ol’ garotte-and-stick approach.
… the Invisible Vince (TM) system.
“Magnets”
-Principal Skinner
…more Rodeo events.
…threaten them with a cankle shot if they don’t comply.
…sniper fire.
…individual sequined leashes.
… Moochelle lunches!!!
…hiring Holly Shumpert.
…hallucinogenic mushrooms in the free salads.
…when she has an “accident” she rubs their noses in it.
…stole Obama’s bait stash of bacon Beggin’ Strips.
…it’s like that book, but 50 Shades of Gray Gay Bondage.
…turns out she doesn’t need honey to draw more flies.
…after she morphed into a haggard old female Cartman (in 1983) she later stole his Respect My Authoritah!!! line as the only three words in her manifesto.
Hillary Clinton’s newest method for controlling the press…
traditional Roman decimation.
those who don’t toe the line will be forced to actually listen to her speeches.
converting them into flying monkeys.
… is described in a little ditty:
…she threatens to accuse them of sexism.
…same way they kept prisoners in line in Wedlock.
@13 Oppo: the only thing missing is Clint Eastwood starring as Rowdy Yates. I’m not sure the ‘foundation’ has sufficient funds to make that hire.
@ #13, Oppo wins the Interwebs for the day!
. . . is putting alcohol in their blood surrogate
. . . uses cattle prods and branding irons, in addition to the lassos that she has already used
She sends them to Bill Cosby’s house for warm up drinks.
Hillary Clinton’s newest method for controlling the press… Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it.
…dark force lightning.
…threatening to let Bill loose on their daughters and wives.
…showing off her new ruby slippers while dancing around Dorothy Gale’s head on a pike.
She only allows them to report in braille or morse code.
Imprisonment of the next three generations of their families for failure to comply
Jedi mind tricks.
..putting them on the end of a rope instead of behind it.
Detachable P@nises.