Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In order to get its third bailout, Greece agreed to…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In order to get its third bailout, Greece agreed to…
…severe austerity measures…and a shrubbery!
..surrender the Grecian Formula immediately.
…join Obama and the EU in continued pretending.
… submit to the bank’s Hercu-lien efforts. Or, negotiate a new Hercu-lease in the Underworld.
… give proper recognition to all the unsung gyros.
… open up a “This Is Sparta!” facility to process ISIS prisoners once Guantanamo Bay closes down.
…not pay it back.
…Learn how to separate the men from the boys…. with something besides a crowbar.
… surrender half the merchandizing rights to Bouzouki Joe.
… send a lyre to the White House (as U.S. voters did).
…take Delta Tau Chi off double secret probation.
…blame Bush
… scale back benefits to its Aegean workforce.
Greece agreed to… go all the way on a first date. No dinner or movie required.
… cease all that E.U.demonism that they been engaged in since the days of Aristotle.
… share control of Tsipras. (Wait… was that supposed to be ‘Cyprus’? …. No, it says Tsipras.)
… reward the E.U. with Parthenonymiss cookies.
… enlist the expert financial advice of Fitty Cent and No-Drachma Obama.
…recognize Hemlock as the national beverage.
…change their name to ‘Crisco’ to minimize LDL cholesterol
Distribute more goodies as it’s right hand rotated clockwise over it’s tummie, promising “not to do it again”‘ while their left hand rotated counter clockwise over their heads and loudly exclaiming “Ta-Da!”
…austerity measures that allow for only slightly chubby weddings.
…Agreed to give Germany the Parthenon rent free for Oktober Fest!
…not eat out as much. They’ll only dine in hell twice a week now.
…send the EU a large wooden horse as a thank you gift.
@19 DamnCat made me laugh out loud. Much better than making people groan out loud!
@22 would make the basis of a great political cartoon.
… send a selfie; but beware of Greeks bearing GIFs. (see what I meant?)
Outfit the EU Central Legislative Chambers in Fine Corinthian Leather
….help Russia invade Turkey from behind.
… rename itself “Pentaquark,” apparently:
In order to get its third bailout, Greece agreed to…
keep on spending so it can get to a record 4th bailout.
exchange two first round draft picks and a player to be named later.
insist that all previous bailout plans were Greek to them.
yell “Geronimo!” this time.
Bend over and accept it like a man….
… To only mutter ‘suckers’ and not shout it.
… To not develop nuclear weapons. (Iran was a little confused about the austerity measures they agreed to however.)
. . . gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.